David Pride

It’s a good day to be making maple syrup. 🥞 #maine

Engagement rate went up. Sales didn't move. The algorithm is not your business partner.

A million impressions on a bad offer is just expensive confirmation that the offer was bad.

More followers doesn't mean more sales. Sometimes it just means more people watching you not convert.

✷ BREAKING: What if Michael Jackson wasn't the predator? What if he was the distraction? The Epstein files suggest the real abusers framed him to keep the spotlight off themselves. He was acquitted on all charges. @IanCarrollShow joins us.

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Under-rated banger from my childhood: Theme song from "Walker, Texas Ranger."

The French Horn isn’t busted out all that often, but when it is, it sure brings the drama. 📯🏈

@shulzari If you want to ask me on a date, just ask. Quit flirting bro. The dirty talk is killing me.

@DavidaPride I mean your hair is almost as big as your moon-faced head, it's hard to miss.

The dude from the wwe doing commentary is clueless and unlistenable. #skyscraperlive

So glad WWE guy is here to mansplain “greatness.” #SkyscraperLive

Direct quotes from genius WWE Guy: “This is wild.” “Wow” “Terrifying.” “Wow.” Danger is growing.” #Skyscraperlive

Not gonna need my @squattypotty after this broadcast. #Skyscraperlive

These vignettes by the stoner are pointless. #Skyscraperlive

I think @netflix assumes viewers are so dumb they cannot handle or appreciate ANY silence. #Skyscraperlive

The theme of this live event; Here’s a quiet spot - quick let’s talk! Fill it with sound!! #skyscraperlive

I’m “over stressing the small muscle groups in my arms” by squeezing my @Doritos too tight right now while I watch. #skyscraperlive

Just hope Temu didn’t make any of those building parts he’s holding on to. #skyscraperlive

BREAKING NEWS: Alex finds the Epstein Files at the top. #skyscraperlive

@shulzari Creepy - you’re watching my hair. 😂 Maybe find better things to do with your time. 😘

@DavidaPride Your hair is unwatchable.