DK not a DJ

Cape Town went from “wow this winter has been so mild” to “mom, where’s the hot water bottle?” in 12 hours.

Anyone know if Dial-a-Dop is still operating?

@Zuko_TheDon I did consider this but worth the fun of the waterfall experience

If ya’ll need any volunteers to help with the dumping process gimme a shout

Fuck 2020 really is just the pits hey

Obviously 2020 had to be a leap year. As if we needed an extra day of this shit show.

Kenyan governors seriously looking out for the homies in these dark times

Cant wait to come out of the lockdown with the tolerance of a 15 year old. One or two beers sending me to serious tipsy town at the moment

@KyleCP4 I spoke to a family friend who’s working at a hospital and she said the trauma ward would usually get 50+ entries every 24 hours and it’s gone down to around 10 to 15. So quite a big drop (dunno what portion would be alcohol related tho)

My parents really had sundowners with our neighbours from on top of our garage.

@ClydeMartch youtu.be/mHptt8hnSeE

@Davidkane11 Only one man should have a channel dedicated to him...

Enough with tom cruise please can we get a brad pitt popup channel?

I like to think Cyril also had to get his kids to come in and show him how to set up a zoom account and invite people to a meeting like i have to do for my mom three times a day.

Two home gym sessions with my mom’s 5kg dumbbells and im looking in the mirror thinking im arnold schwarzenegger

@jackgwalters @NicoleLancefiel

Does the 5 o’ clock rule still apply during quarantine?

@Jamo_Tucker please tell me this is a parody account

With the fields closed we’ve had to move training to the aquatic centre. Olympic gold in sight.

Does anyone know if it’s possible to download Rugby 08 on a mac? Would love to see C. Heffler starting at 10 again in the World League.

Ive never been more aware of how much i touch my face.