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@TheNairobiTimez Poor parenting, during our time you couldn't even get energy to question what was served.

A Kenyan mother has turned to social media for advice after her young son reportedly refused to eat the meal she prepared, claiming it had no meat. According to the boy, “men always eat meat” and he even declined to touch the food despite her efforts to convince him otherwise. Watch 👇📽️

@Arap_Beru @jaokojohnmark Kumbe wamjua 😂😂

@jaokojohnmark Ni msichana yetu Hazel mnaita goon? 😂

Ambieni this Kiganjo D- idiot that, hata akuwe mali ama tempting kiasi gani, Polisi ni Adui siku zombo.

@sammybasic Science bath

Can you read this?

@gladyswanga No development talks? It's always affirmation of leadership and power. Burn in eternal 🔥

Today in Kisumu, the heartbeat of the Lake Region, we honoured our past and fortified our future. As community leaders drawn from various sectors across the four counties, we reaffirmed our commitment to Senator Dr. Oburu Oginga as our political leader, succeeding Baba Raila Odinga. We unanimously and unequivocally reiterated our steadfast commitment to the Kilifi Declaration, in line with @TheODMparty NEC's ratification. Our charge is clear: unity, development, youth empowerment, and justice. As the bedrock of ODM, we have now empowered Dr. Oburu to lead coalition talks for a stronger, united future.

@KenyanSays Awesome

Meet David Nyagah, a fourth-year Kenyatta University student living with a disability, who possesses an amazing talent!

@scherargei Take a shower, poop and accept the reality

Orengo doesn't have an iota of moral authority to lecture anyone about governance yet he has rundown siaya county through corruption, poor development and political bickering. As A Governor he has performed poorly and that's why he creating diversionary tactics by undermining broadbased government. He is still in pain that His senator Dr. Oburu Odinga was made the Party leader of orange Democratic movement (ODM) YET he assumed that he was heir apparent to the throne. Also he is jealous that's his main opponent Cabinet secretary wandayi & Mp Atandi have been elevated to higher positions than him. The fact that Orengo is undermining broadbased government is that he is dancing on the grave of Baba Raila Odinga and threatening Raila's legacy into the future. Baba podpek.

@ericmusava254 @sholard_mancity Kindly what's the schedule of reporting (share). I understand the first batch reported today.

My fellow Kenyans, a disturbing report has reached me through my WhatsApp During the recent KDF recruitment, many were selected in good faith. But today, a meeting is allegedly taking place in Eldoret involving senior defense officials to alter the final list. Bribes of KSh 500,000 to 1 million have reportedly been paid. Some successful recruits may soon be told their letters are fake or invalid. My people, this is not just corruption; it’s a threat to our national security. You cannot build a strong military on bribery. I have always stood against this betrayal of public trust. If you were selected, verify your status. And to all Kenyans: Let us condemn this. Let us demand accountability.

@OwidiOdoyo Some luos are still coming to the comment section insulting & watering down such pregnant points.!!! Who bewitched luos???

Dear Governor Gladys, You have scheduled a memorial service for Raila Amolo Odinga in Homabay on Wednesday the 5th 2025 at Raila Odinga Stadium, Homabay. Madam, knowing you and functions, I can see several millions spent here for the memorial of a man who was buried just two weeks ago. I hear your argument is that Raila wasn't mourned in Homabay and Migori, so you want him mourned there. Sure! We all know that the mourning in Kasarani, Nyayo, Kisumu and Bondo made sense because the body of Raila was there to be viewed. At these venues, especially Kisumu, people travelled from all over Nyanza including Homabay to mourn and view Baba's body. The family members were there too to be consoled. Your Exellency, will you airlift the Odinga family to Homabay? Don't You think they need to move on? You definitely mourned Baba to your satisfaction and even stayed in Bondo for an extra week. Something you didn't do even when your 'mother' died. Madam Gladys, Homabay workers have not received their October Salaries, pending bills is killing our sons and daughters, literally. There are very many stalled projects in Homabay, including your only known major project Homabay Accident and Emergency Centre. Together with dozens of dispensaries and ECD classrooms. There is no medicine in Hospitals. Staff scarcity in the health sector is nolonger a secret. Water is lying in tanks around Kendubay and Oyugis, only connections are required, but you have no money for connection. Oyugis has no slaughter house that should serve the 5 great Rachuonyo subcounties. Nya Wang'aya, your obsession with your own entertainment in public functions complete with Ajawa is impeding service delivery in Homabay. From wherever you are getting the money for party after party, tell them to allow you to divert the money to serve those who elected you. Your close associates have forgotten that the money they are flossing around with belong to the people and they have started telling us, the people, how poor we are. They are telling us that we are complaining because we are poor. They tell us that courtesy of you they are moving around in motorcades. It is true we are poor because we are buying what your government ought to be providing us with. We are poor because you can't pay us pending bills. We are poor because banks charge us penalties on loans as you delay our salaries, as you do more important things like mielo ajawa. Nyar gi Kalausi, you can't be Raila's relative more than all of us including Dr Idah Odinga, Hon Winnie and Dr Oburu Odinga. You are overdoing things Madam. There would be nothing wrong, though, if you were using your own money. Or if people like oGiDno were not calling us poor. Or if MCAs who you favour would not be spending the equivalent of their monthly salaries every day of the week. It would be ok if you were not travelling with tens of people everywhere you go in Kenya at our expense. It would be ok, if you were not entertaining bloggers in Mombasa at our expense. It would be ok if the salaries of Homabay county staff had been paid up to date. Madam Gladys, you live large, in opulence as the people of Homabay continue sinking in poverty, while you are obsessed with who gets elected in Kasipul more than even the late party leader Raila Odinga (MHSRIP). Nevertheless, I salute you for your ability to pretend to the people you need, while you persecute the lowly without them noticing. I suspect Charity Ngilu, Martha Karua, Francis Atwoli, Chairman Macharia who did every thing to ensure you were elected noticed how they nolonger matter to you. Owaka and McOure deserved your time in Bondo more than these guys. You are lucky, you inherited the spirits of Herodias and Jezebel and can get away with anything. In cluding thousands of ghost workers, hundreds of mischievous bank accounts and even manufacturing the hansard and cabinet minutes. (Contd in comments)

@NPSOfficial_KE Must kanja's pic be there?

@Kenyans How's this a rescue when it has been living with the woman harmoniously for 2 years? Who's this editor?

KWS Rescues Cheetah Raised by Woman in Garissa​​ read.kenyans.co.ke/jpWDl

@KenyanSays Luos kindly take these nonsense asslickers home very early in the morning come 2027

" Now that Baba is gone, Ruto is now our father "- Sam Atandi Alego Usonga MP. The end of ODM?

@A_S_Nassir Kikaragosi cha Ruto.

Kenya has lost a towering statesman. H.E. Raila Odinga, C.G.H., consistently chose peace, reconciliation, and nationhood - even in our darkest moments. As we mourn, may we honour his legacy by rejecting division and choosing unity, forgiveness, and a forward path for our country. Mungu ailinde Kenya.

@SuluhuSamia Baradhuli ,roho chafu,muachilie Lisu. Tanzania inastahili kususia uchanguzi wa dhulma.

Ahsanteni sana Temeke na Kigamboni kwa kujitokeza kwa wingi leo tulipohitimisha kampeni zetu kwa Mkoa wa Dar es Salaam. Kama ilivyokuwa katika wilaya zote nchini, wingi wenu unadhihirisha uwezo, ukubwa na uimara wa Chama Cha Mapinduzi (CCM) katika kazi ya kuitumikia nchi yetu. Ushiriki wenu mkubwa katika mikutano ya kampeni umeendelea kutukumbusha wajibu na nafasi ya CCM, katika uhai na mustakabali wa nchi yetu na Watanzania wote. Tujiandae sote kujitokeza kwa wingi Oktoba 29, kupiga kura kwa amani na utulivu na kuchagua wagombea wa CCM. Ninawapenda sana. Mwenyezi Mungu awabariki.

@RobertAlai Says a moron who will not smell a second term in the easiest seat in the Republic

Sifuna won’t stay in ODM beyond November. WE wish him well. Anacheza!

@ShushoChristina @RailaOdinga Short & pricised, beautiful rendition.

Kenya is my second home. My Ministry has immensely grown through the support of my kenyan Family. I stand with you as we celebrate this great son of Africa ⁦@RailaOdinga⁩ . I had to do this for Kenyans.

@withAlvin__ Ai, look at the wood holding the decoder. It's directly under his belly but on reaching the ground miraculously it appears on his back.

Eeiiii 👀

@KenyanSays The tail end of this speech is full of arrogance,foolishness and depics how Kenyan leaders see voters as rags after voting them in.

‘Wantam!’ – Kisumu youths heckled Lang’ata MP Jalang’o when he attempted to sell President Ruto in Kisumu!

@TheNairobiTimez These teachers should be arrested with immediate effect.

King James School of Nursing, Lira, Principal Assaults a Man Who Came to Visit his Girlfriend at the Institution 👇

@K24Tv This guy isn't normal!!!

“Next time I will showcase to you where the remains of the first man on earth are, in the Republic of Kenya.”  President Ruto

@Kimuzi_ Integrity & rule of law

Give me two reasons why you are voting for Maraga. #MaragaThe6th