David was never his name

@daverade You know what's fun when you on leave, when work contacts you for random information ....you know what's even more fun...work contacting whilst on leave after work hours to ask you a random question 🙃

Leave approved. Out of office on. Laptop off. See you later worky-work.

What's up with this uncooked rice I keep finding in my breyani....is it meant to be a crunch factor or am I frequenting dodgy takeaways

Is it worth sinking my time into the the mad max franchise?

@myhandle69 It's hard being south african

Hello Hi… Sorry I’m late but I was just arguing with the biltong shop operator because apparently, since the last time I bought biltong, the price has shot through the roof and biltong now costs R495/kg 😳

@hamboneZA If they were complaining to management I would understand, complaining to us plebs, I don't

@Davidwashere07 I think this is a terrible take and I'm struggling to articulate why. Like... Just cause you're defeated don't shit on others' efforts to make life better?

I'll never understand ppl who start a new job and within the first month are complaining about the microwave taking to long, fridge not cold enough, kettle too noisy, computer too slow....all things we have just learned to live with.

@myhandle69 Most definitely when its raining nobody wants squishy shoes

@Davidwashere07 Not here in Somerset West sir. Barefoot in the mall is standard… even when it’s raining. 🤦‍♂️

I'll never understand the vuil look ppl give when we walk around the malls and shops barefoot...you would swear we were kaalgat sometimes

"Ive learnt how to work productively with idiots" is the line for this year

@dazzaecg Ur crackle looks magnificent

Pork Belly with sour cream. NumNum

@hamboneZA As long as the flame of your alt is still burning strong 😊

The way I'm hemorrhaging followers as y'all's alts are sniped 😂(😭😭😭).

That man must be gifted cause damn she is a stunner yoh

@kambabe You see what I mean 😭

@Davidwashere07 Why did I read my name in two different ways? 🤣

Is it safe to say the pronunciation of Karen changed to Karen during the year of covid? Before that I only knew one way to say it...now I have no idea how to say it

Kosher coke is really worth that extra sugar tax in my opinion

@poobie_pillay A good reason to go on a lil holiday to Mauritius i think 😅

Ven repacked my cupboards yesterday. I have 11 swimming trunks 🫣🫣🫣🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️ She bought most of them so I’m innocent 😇

@poobie_pillay Wonder if it's a CIT...with elections comes a rise in CIT's, gotta pay for those t shirts somehow

I’m hearing loud explosions- possibly gunshots - at least 5 so far 🧐🧐🧐

7am Ice Cream sandwiches, because why not.

@ladydebidebz1 I've also wondered if it has anything to do with all the houses being sold...when we were kids nearly ever yard our side had a fruit tree of sorts...but the new ppl are just clearing everything 🫤 so the there isn't much green for them to move thru

@Davidwashere07 Also My observation is When it's weekend, holidays, public holidays... I see them less... Contrary to what most people say... I actually think they avoid some houses more, because there are more people at home... Maybe they hang out at schools or something (where it's quiet)

Throwback to quality time with Mr Kinkytail on the stairs... 😎😍😎 So chilled 😎 #Blessed #ImTheLuckyOne #MustLoveMonkeys