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“There are no stupid questions. Just stupid people with stupid mouths forming stupid words!” -Gandhi

@JoshEberley It was a fun spaghetti-western style movie, not every sci-fi movies need to be realistic and depressing

My Star Wars take: Solo was really fun and I’ve rewatched it a half dozen times. Most underrated project in the universe. I’d take it over all three sequel films.

@vanessajolie_ I’m sure it’s very cute

Have you dated a French Canadian before? I think you will like my cute accent.

@YukimeVT Now i know 🥵

Did you know I am naked under this?

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe

@Arabellepersian Oui

Would you take me for a joyride?

@itsnotmannyy @The_Phinstones I remember parking for the wild card game in 91 was 25 bucks in the sandlots around the stadium

@The_Phinstones Felt like there was way more parking back in the days.. any parking was $15.. not $50

I miss the past!

@MSidgwick Should AEW bring back AEW Dark so that talents who are under contract but are not doing anything get valuable reps?

What is my next move? More pertinently: who are you to think you know what transpires in the shadows? We're doing a Q&A pod today. Ask a Q below, and you might just get an A.

@Cam3ronSparks It’s the Dolphins so they will end up having the 3rd pick lol

Malik Willis is going to have to be truly awful for me to be on board with Arch over a guy tabbed to be the next Julio Jones.

@JDfromNY206 They barely sold tickets the last time they were there

Sounds like a setup for Kenny Omega to win the World Championship, with the plan to Main Event Wembley with Ospreay vs Omega. All of which, makes this MJF, Darby Allin stuff even more confusing

@SophieJaneSpam They’re thinking about riding Space Mountain

So many dirty looks today at Disney ….. my tits look too big or something?!? 🤭🤣

@joshryanjames It’s not only in BC

Video from Surrey, BC shows South Asian men dumping broken concrete from a demolition job into a rural ditch. Neighbours/farmers came together and blocked the road with trucks so they couldn't leave and made them clean the mess.

@emmaluvcherries Yes

Y'all wanna see?

@edithoredie ….Or 2-3 ones 😉

Everyone should have a Canadian girlfriend.

@Lemicrodefeu On dirait ma patate au four quand je l’a fait cuire trop longtemps

Rappel pour les jeunes, pas de papier aluminium dans le micro-ondes

@Ike_Saul Those Maga Russian bots are not the brightest

The actor Ben Stiller, a diehard Knicks fan, posted about the Knicks winning a basketball game yesterday. Thousands of people, including a sitting member of Congress, think he was cheering on a failed (!) assassination attempt. This website rots your brain.

@turbofloyd_ You were holding the treat way too high

Took my dog in for glamour shots at the mall. Say something nice about him

@oh2ny2nj @AnonSaged @jkylemann @DetectiveDrip_ …everything except a new face 😄

@AnonSaged @jkylemann @DetectiveDrip_ Money can buy you anything

@CodyLeachYT Best one is Taron Egerton as Elton John

I think they all did incredible. I really don’t get the hate for Malek post-Oscar.

@NWOBHM_EDDIE Abigail

Four essential metal concept albums. 🤘 ​#KingDiamond − Abigail #IronMaiden − Seventh Son of a Seventh Son #Queensryche − Operation: Mindcrime #DreamTheater − Metropolis Pt. 2: Scenes from a Memory ​Which one hits you the hardest? 🤘🔊🔥 ​#HeavyMetal #ConceptAlbum

@RockNRoLL_85 Sadly no but i would give my left arm to see them live

Have you seen Def Leppard live?