davonius

I’ll keep this short. 1. Stay out of women’s business

Thinking about all the married women I’ve asked over the years if they were happily married and how many of them realized they weren’t and got a divorce😭😭😭 I was at one time a scumbag.

Here are a list of people who should be allowed to cheat and get a couple DUI’s every year AND IF they don’t use them they role over. 1. Tom 2. Tiger 3. Shaq 4. Youngboy

People who train jujutsu act like badasses like guns don’t exist… my boy this is real life out here

This was a about Angel Reese

Babeeeee I liked her pic on some supportive homie type shit

She mad at me for havin a girl now… she had a 2 YEAR head start on her to lock me down

If a black man nods to another black man, and the nigga don’t nod back, that’s a bitchass nigga

Donating sperm to the homegirls on some homie shit (nobody wants to start a fan with them)😭😭😭

The line does not concern himself with questions as to why he’s going to bed at 5 AM

If John finds an excuse not to hang out with us next weekend- I’m literally going to fucking move to a new state I SWEAR

Jesus, if I knew Netflix was hiring anybody to host today, I would’ve told Deibler to apply

Her family is a 1 gift at a time family. HELP

I need friends who run shit and aren’t scared of their woman

What if we met at the LIONS DEN off exit 42A???

Kelce done after this season

Hoes mad

I identify as a republican when driving Anybody and everybody can be called a SLUR

His wife burnt the pies… had to take off after seeing that

If there’s one thing my uncle who still owes me $57 can do is cook🤩 refuses to pay me back tho

Me on Thanksgiving watching the food get brought to the table