Omni man

I was having breakfast in my hotel today when an American asked me about Zambia🇿🇲. I explained that we have 10 provinces compared to their 50 states: Lusaka = a mix of New York + the Washington metropolitan area (DMV). Government, finance, embassies, deal-making, networking and everyone acting “busy.” Southern = Texas + California. Cattle, farming, big land, quiet money, business-minded people, and Victoria Falls & Lake Kariba carrying the tourism economy. Copperbelt = Michigan + Pennsylvania. Industrial backbone. Mining towns. Old money. Union vibes. People who remember when the economy was “serious.” North-Western = Alaska. Rich in natural resources, sparsely populated, and everyone believes the future is there. Western = Louisiana. Strong cultural identity, flood plains, proud traditions, and its own rhythm entirely. Eastern = Iowa + Kansas. Agriculture, hardworking people, and quietly influential politically. Central = Ohio. Right in the middle of everything. Farms, transport links, mining, logistics. The “swing province” energy. Northern = Washington. Rain, greenery, lakes, waterfalls and underrated natural beauty. Muchinga = Colorado. Mountains, scenery, adventure, wilderness and people forgetting how beautiful it actually is. Luapula = Minnesota + a little Florida fishing-town energy. Water everywhere. Fish economy. Relaxed pace of life. Hidden tourism potential. Zambia is basically America compressed into 10 provinces… just with better weather, less stress, nshima, fewer lights and highways. 🇿🇲

🚨📸 - Marcus Rashford on IG. “Special thanks to Unai, Hansi, Thomas, Aston Villa, Barcelona & England for believing in me when things got tough.♥️”

No musician in Zambia has ever achieved the success of Yo Maps and I know the old heads are foaming at the mouth 💀that’s why they keep hating on the boy

One wrong move… and everyone’s gone. A jealous child, a ticking bomb, and one man holding death in his bare hands. 💣🔥

There’s no way you’ve watched football with your own two eyes this season and you conclude that Declan Rice has had a better season than Bruno Fernandes.

I second this unpopular opinion 😭😭😭☠️