Goolius Boozler

Bam Adebayo drops 83, Man City lets a midfielder bag a hat trick in 41 minutes, half the world is at war… yeah, the End is near.

@AllKeeks Well he made our house parties lit

Name one impactful thing Chris Brown has ever done in his career… IMPACTFUL

@MegaphonixMusic @jess_eortiz For them their superbowl is on june 28. Pride day 🌈

@jess_eortiz what about those who non-performatively don’t care about sports

Today is a huge day for people who performatively don’t care about sports. It’s like their super bowl

@Christianjw92 No. You’re just miserable

Micah Richards is one of the worst pundits around Just offers nothing but laughs loudly

@KhananiShingan1 I live in Canada, and the only racial discrimination I faced was from Indians. How racist they’re toward black ppl is insane

The concept of racist Indians is so funny to me ngl 😭😭

@Jaspursforever despicable

You're a sick fuck for what you did on that island

@DemosKratosCA I swear the worst smelling people i have met all are all white dudes.

@ochodrinko85 💀

I’d rather go to hell than go to Gene Steratore

@mom_sf @tonyrenghini They work max half of the year

@tonyrenghini Stressful job, every weekend you’re graded on your progress. Publicly.

Kyle Shanahan has aged 30 years and only 9 years have passed. Holy moly.

@claramelonss @MAK3LELE He ain’t talking about his momma, dumbass

@MAK3LELE this is absolutely unnecessary btw, he tried his best and his mom doesn't deserve that in any way

Hakimi put this loss in your mom’s name bitch ass nigga

The internet stays undefeated 😂😂😂

@NFLMemes AJ scissor hands

Last thing a football sees before being dropped

@allie__voss I go to school full time and work 38 hours a week.

I’m begging people to go make friends Stop setting so many arbitrary “boundaries,” stop discarding people and cutting them off for every difference of opinion or inconvenience, stop staying in, stop prioritizing yourself at the expense of your relationships, GO MAKE FRIENDS

The baltimore ravens are the Arsenal of America. Always losing in heartbreaking fashion

Packers Eagles Rams

@Kayy_Purp @Yura45908520514 @KaylarWill The thing is men and women have different definitions of fun. Women’s idea of fun are restaurants, bowling, arcades, concerts, and festivals

@Yura45908520514 @KaylarWill If you’re paying to do something you don’t want to do that seems like a skill issue. You choose something you would BOTH enjoy duh

It’s so weird when some men discuss going on dates like it’s not a shared activity. You also get to have fun? Why is it sometimes discussed like it’s a chore.

@StephenEllis_PR @oldstocky You must be gay

@oldstocky I never wear sweatpants or flip flops when I go outside.

How it feels to be the only person at the grocery store not wearing sweatpants

@FootballRusty @colincowherd

@colincowherd No, but Brooklyn 99 is worth the streaming

Anyone outside of Baltimore think this game was worth paying for another streaming service?

@barstoolsports @KFCradio Grew up in a landlocked country. I was 20 when I first saw a beach, after 20 minutes, “yeah let’s go back to the city”

Are beaches overrated? @KFCradio

@DaBurner42069 @NickySnacks_ He’s a good story teller tho.

@NickySnacks_ I used to get blitzed out of my mind and loved to listen to his story telling and set up on his show which is why I really enjoy him. However he does the same shit in broadcasts and it doesn't work at all