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Captain Dax

@DaxMorgan

...your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world - No, you move!

Katılım Mayıs 2011
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Captain Dax
Captain Dax@DaxMorgan·
A few years ago, when my family experienced a tragedy in our lives, many gracious people helped us get through it, many we didn't even know. Today, I am trying to pass that blessing along to a young family who has experienced an absolute tragedy. Below is a link to an account for my godson, Noah, who is brutally assaulted by his father. Please, if you can spare anything to help this family then donate. If you can't spare anything, please pass the word and help them when they need it the most. Most of all, please pray for baby Noah, his mother, and his brother. givesendgo.com/BabyNoah
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Marc J. Randazza 🇺🇸 🇮🇹 🇧🇷
My father fixed air, conditioners and refrigerators for a living. Do you know who the fuck I ran all of my briefs and Legal arguments by before he died? Every move I made in life, I asked for his advice. @jimmykimmel - choke on a bag of rotten working class dicks.
CJ Pearson@Cjpearson

Jimmy Kimmel: "Before he was elected to the Senate, Markwayne Mullin was plumber. That's right. We have a plumber protecting us from terrorism now." The elitism of Hollywood summarized in one moment. 👇

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Captain Dax
Captain Dax@DaxMorgan·
@JoLi12358 @FirearmFury Technically, it would be legal for you to own one, ff registered as a destructive vice under 26 U.S.C. § 5845.
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Jo Li@JoLi12358·
@FirearmFury Gau-8 Avenger Reasons for not buying: - Can't legally own one - Very expensive - Expensive to shoot Oh... But what FUN, if I could shoot it. The Sound it makes when firing it. There is NO armor that will stop it.
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Firearm Fury@FirearmFury·
What’s the gun you want the most but know you’ll never justify buying? Spill it.
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AC@saveusculture·
If you followed me recently for tech posts, please be advised that I am a far right American nationalist and you will be disappointed with my political opinions. Don't waste my time and crash out on me, just unfollow now.
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Captain Dax
Captain Dax@DaxMorgan·
@ZeekArkham We were never met to be led by career politicians who've never worked a real job in their lives. We were meant to be governed by farmers, ranchers, shipping merchants, etc... We were meant to be governed by the everyday common man whose sweat blood and tears built this nation.
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Zeek Arkham 🇺🇸
Zeek Arkham 🇺🇸@ZeekArkham·
Dear Jimmy Kimmel, Remember when you had a set of balls? Remember when you had this thing in your body called “testosterone?” It was wonderful, wasn’t it? You’re saying the senator can’t have his role in Trump’s administration because he was a plumber. AOC was a bartender and wants to tell everyone how to live their lives. Bernie Sanders has never had a job outside of Congress. Pete Buttigieg was the transportation secretary and the most he could do was lecture everyone on “racist roads” and take extended time off to raise his kids and pose for pictures with his husband. Now you’re worried about qualifications? I’d rather have a plumber doing some work for our government than someone like you who is happily swinging off the Democrat’s balls for head pats. No hugs. Next time your toilet backs up, go call Nancy Pelosi. Zeek
CJ Pearson@Cjpearson

Jimmy Kimmel: "Before he was elected to the Senate, Markwayne Mullin was plumber. That's right. We have a plumber protecting us from terrorism now." The elitism of Hollywood summarized in one moment. 👇

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Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸@jacksonhinklle·
🚨 🇺🇸 🇮🇷 BREAKING: Iran announces that ALL American bases in region have been ELIMINATED and they are now looking for the hidden military personnel
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Val@TrumpsHurricane·
British Comedian Stewart Lee says he will not preform in the United States as long as Trumps President. What is your response to him ??
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Val@TrumpsHurricane·
Muslim Imam is offended by American women wearing makeup and no burqa. What is your advice for him ??
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Captain Dax
Captain Dax@DaxMorgan·
@LarryKrasnerDA You'll say it, but you won't fucking do it. You know what the fuck would happen to you. All you can do is flap your gums and talk a big game, but you can't really do shit otherwise, and you know it.
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MERICA MEMED@Mericamemed·
New Alan Ritchson movie trailer just dropped
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U.S. Central Command
U.S. Air Force A-10 Thunderbolt II attack aircraft have been used to strike Iranian naval vessels during Operation Epic Fury.
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Captain Dax
Captain Dax@DaxMorgan·
@MerkinSed @ArtCandee Wow, look another drive by coward that doesn't even make sense. I was answering a question as to why the term MAGE ever entered this discussion and that make me in a cult? Ok, dude!
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Art Candee 🍿🥤
Art Candee 🍿🥤@ArtCandee·
No charges against Alan Ritchson as he acted in self-defense. Suck it, MAGA. 🥳
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Captain Dax
Captain Dax@DaxMorgan·
@ZeekArkham Zeek, come on man. You're not black anymore, remember? Joe Biden said so. If you didn't vote for him, you're not black!
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Zeek Arkham 🇺🇸
Zeek Arkham 🇺🇸@ZeekArkham·
I’m gonna go ahead and say it: Black folks are way worse to other black folks than any form of “white supremacy” or “ray-sis-um.” It’s actually pretty rare when I get pure hatred in my DMs from a white person. However, I’m convinced if the Boquiesha fans ever saw me in the streets, they’d try to clothesline me (and probably miss because fake eyelashes and untamed wigs obstruct your vision). This lady is mad because black folks are gainfully employed in an honorable profession that the Left has convinced her is evil. It’s the worst psy op imaginable. I’d feel sorry for her and those like her, but the ignorance is willful at this point.
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Captain Dax@DaxMorgan·
@The8bitidiot Haven't you notice how the little dogs always bark at the big dogs like they actually stand a chance.
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LadyValor@lady_valor_07·
You just got off a 15 hour overnight shift and come home to this. What do you do?
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