Orange Lightning

A commercial for 'Jak & Daxter' on the PlayStation 2.

DLSS 5 OFF DLSS 5 ON Kinda sucks out the charm, doncha' think?

20 years!

@appropriat77841 If you are referring to the Pyrocitor, then I must inform you that it is entirely off-limits. Please, with all due respect, leave us be. Ratchet needs his rest! Clank⚙️

@DaxterLightning (I noticed the sticky note on clank’s back) Oh yeah, that’s definitely it I’ll just take that in incinerate that By any chance do you guys got a flamethrower?

*Meanwhile, in a galaxy far, far away...* I never would have thought of Daxter pulling such a cruel trick on me. How could I have been so foolish to fall for that?! Just the thought of it makes me so...so...angry! Clank⚙️

@appropriat77841 I appreciate your concern. I do not see any "sticky notes" here. Clank⚙️

@DaxterLightning By any chance? Did any of you see a sticky note or something? I heard that there was a practical prankster that is not Daxter and Jak! Some couple idiots are putting bets on you guys to fight and I’m here to prevent that (I start looking for the sticky note)

@appropriat77841 *sighs* Guess some people have to learn the hard way, like Daxter....

@DaxterLightning (by the time she finished that sentence, she heard a portal noise and I was already gone)

Ugh..... *cough* E-evening Patrons of the Naughty Ottsel. Hope you had a better day than me..... Remind me to never invite Clank here again. Ratchet wasn't too happy seeing his little robo-buddy in pieces. *spits blood* My face doesn't look too bad, does it?

@appropriat77841 I wouldn't get involved if I were you. Some matters are best left between those four. It's like forcing a stubborn yakow to drink. The angier it gets, the most likely you'll meet its horns.

@DaxterLightning Roger that anyways I gotta go to be peacemaker so that way we can make sure that ratchet and clank are not too angry

@appropriat77841 Apologies sir, but now is not a good time. Ratchet recently had an.....accident....on Jak's planet. Clank⚙️

@DaxterLightning (suddenly a portal appears and I come out) Me: hey guys, I’m just checking up on you so that way I get your side of the Stor- OH SWEEt MERCY WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE!!

@BeatBot_X I know. You should've seen my face when I saw Daxter like this. Be thankful you didn't have to clean up the blood...

@DaxterLightning …. …. …. …. …. …. …. …. ….

@appropriat77841 I'll take care of that for Daxter! He needs to rest.

@DaxterLightning Well, I’m glad that your eardrums are safe Tess. This place would fall apart without you. Anyways Dax how are youGonna explain this to Ashelin?

@appropriat77841 *sighs* I'll get the canisters....

@DaxterLightning Oh CRAPSHOOT JAK !! What happened to you, buddy? There’s no way ratchet can do this to you Here sit down, we can get the green Eco to patch you up

*sighs* Perhaps you are right...... To think there was a time when we were close allies..... Clank⚙️

Don't sweat it, Clank. Lucky I gave those two a beat down before Jak socked me. Next time though, don't bother going to their planet. You know you can't trust them! Ratchet🔧

@appropriat77841 I was working on a new gun model. Daxter should think twice about burying a robot in Haven Forest.

@DaxterLightning No, what he should’ve done is made clank sing a normal song Instead of that horrifying, mathematic sonic calculation, mathematic horror song Anyway Tess how’s your ears or were you not here when the singing take place?

@appropriat77841 I warned Daxter not to invite Clank over. Maybe this will teach him to listen more.

@DaxterLightning Hey guys, I’m back from the green Eco Sage And let me get this straight Clank exploded how did that happen? Oh, by the way Dax Ashelin is on her way So I think your day is getting worse

@alanis_newell Depends on who's makin' it, but boy can Tess bake some damn good apple pie! Mmmmmmh......apple pie......🧡🥧

@DaxterLightning Hey Daxter, what kind of pie do you like? 🥧 I like to eat pumpkin pie, sweet potato pie and chocolate silk pie.

Evening Patrons of the Naughty Ottsel! How's everyone doin'? Happy #PiDay! In honor of this mathematical holiday, I have Clank here to tell us all the numbers in this "sweet" symbol: "π"!

@BeatBot_X @RPM_PlayStation Sure hope not! No wrinkly skin under this fur!

@DaxterLightning @RPM_PlayStation Does that mean Daxters old now?…

Daxter was released on PSP 20 years ago today!