Orange Lightning

🚨🚨ATTENTION ORANGE LIGHTNING PATRONS! WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY SITUATION!!!!🚨🚨 There is a "Moonshine Marauder" among us! Anyone who enters the Naughty Ottsel from this point on, whether they are a frequent patron or not, is automatically a suspect!!!! THIS IS SERIOUS, PEOPLE!

@PlayStalgiaX My first thoughts? Yeah, it was tough and not like ol' Sandover Village, but it was nothing Orange Lightning couldn't handle!

What were your first thoughts when you entered Haven City in Jak II?

EFF OFF, CHIMPY!

Wait! I know who the f*** you are! You're one of 'em "Final Fantasy freaks"! I already dealt with one FF mofo in a thong. I ain't dealin' with yo' freaky tailed ass!

@BeatBot_X It's alright! I have my own means of transportation. -Zidane

@DaxterLightning If you want to meet him in person. You can actually use a portal gun to travel to other dimensions. But only if you pay license for Portal Gun….. quite expensive here to be honest….

@szylish_guy0025 Hiya! Nice to meet you! -Zidane

Maybe...maybe not! That security footage doesn't lie! However, we STILL don't know who the real thief is. -Zidane

@szylish_guy0025 Zidane Tribal! At your service! -Zidane

@DaxterLightning Who are you?

@BeatBot_X Very impressive knowledge there! Interesting picture of Ratchet. I would "love" to meet him when I get a chance. -Zidane

@DaxterLightning Well I did play both Kingdom Hearts series, super smash bros wii-u/ultimate, AND the original version of final Fantasy 7. I know cloud…. He’s a lucky guy getting a girl like Tifa for example.😏 By the way, if you’re curious what Ratchet looks like, here’s his mugshot.

@BeatBot_X Just one of my "Final Fantasy" ramblings! Not easy competing with the likes of Cloud! You've heard of him, right? -Zidane

@DaxterLightning What’s that?…..

@BeatBot_X So I see! -Zidane

@DaxterLightning See? Daxter gets really Jealous over someone trying to flirt with Tess~😏

@BeatBot_X Hmm...this Ratchet sounds like a frequent problem here. *mumbles to himself* Maybe he might have what I'm looking for...once I'm done with Daxter's world. -Zidane

@DaxterLightning And the worse part is….. he did blow up Pecker’s tent with onin inside….. which is terrorizing Daxter’s planet…. So he was send back to his own planet…. Suspended for a while….. (2/2)….

@BeatBot_X Hey, Chunky-Monkey! Leave TESSIE alone!!!!

@BeatBot_X I-I...!

@BeatBot_X Ratchet? -Zidane

@DaxterLightning Well…. If only know what Daxter is trying to do….. but my guess that…. Daxter is trying to help out Ratchet, who’s the lombax, out over him drinking too much and is very obsessed with Keira….. I could be wrong tho….