poor little critter

@My__Carrots A beautiful cat that lived a life full of love. I’m so sorry you lost him.

Charlie passed Monday I am missing him a lot

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP

@Houndmouth Harrisburg or York PA please!

New tour dates coming soon! Where do you want to see us play this year?

Dark sodas (Coke, Dr. Pepper) are best with red meat and light sodas (Sprite, Fanta) are best with fish and chicken.

my preferred pronouns

@allend0rk For real, I’ve been surviving off these all week

canada popped off with this

@tjrogers24 It does track though

“I think I was a wench in a past life” - my fiance

@tjrogers24 Beeg baby fan club president🙋‍♀️

In case anyone was wondering I did get them and they’re beeg now

@Toria_Eugenia But you can always buy more

@OhNoLudicolo Mighty ducks 1-3 is worth commmiting to. It’s one of my favorite rainy day marathons! I can’t wait to karaoke the grease soundtrack with you

@Daynatweeting Bourne, american graffiti, grease, air bud, oceans11, and might ducks being added now! The rest I have seen

I haven't seen a lot of the reallt well known classic movies and I'm gonna start fixing that! Does anyone have suggestions of what other movies should be on here? I hadnt seen space jam until like 2 years ago to give a reference on how much i dont watch non-horror movies

This is the ideal marmot body. You may not like it (who are you to judge), but this is what peak performance looks like.

The fact that Avril didn’t plan her tour around my pregnancy schedule is just 🙄

@tjrogers24 As a treat

Just overheard Kyle ask Siri “can you give cats raw salmon” from the kitchen

@OhNoLudicolo They were

In full house, jesse and joey should've been lovers

men only want ONE thing and it’s disgusting :(

You’re stihl the one 🎃

swordfighting tactics, germany, 16th century

If joe r**** releases 3 to 4 episodes a week, while do I need to hear about him 3 to 4 times a day at work?

Pippin to Frodo when they're back home in the Shire: