Days of Y'Orr

Thoughts on the Bruins Day 1 of Free Agency? (Lindholm/Zadarov/Jones)

Remember when Oilers management traded for Tristan Jarry to "solve" their goaltending problems? He made Connor Ingram look like Hasek. If Hasek had no legs. Or hands.

Hey Bruins

Jeremy Swayman clearing out his teammates lockers

Watching the Bruins game today like:

15 years ago today: Andrew Ference has a glove malfunction in Montreal and the Bruins tie the series 2-2

If you read Days of Y’Orr back in the day you know how much we despise Buffalo but we can’t even find anything bad to say about this team.

When you’ve already seen your team lose Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final to Jordan fucking Binnington nothing can hurt you anymore

@gui2190 Time to find out! Haha.

@DaysofYOrr How many could we print before we get a cease and desist?

Someone make a Dunkin Donuts style shirt that says “Boston Runs on Pastrnak” and sell it to me.

“PaStRnAk OnLy HaD 29 gOaLs!” Dude had 71 assists and 100 points. He’s a premier playmaker. Boston doesn’t run on Dunkins, it runs on Pastrnak.

Jalen Chatfield has one of, if not the, best beard/hair combos in the NHL.

Happy Birthday to this absolute LEGEND. Pump his tires today. We love you Tim Thomas.

Feel like we have to preface this by saying this is not a knock on the legend Pastrnak, but think he’s hurt? Goal scoring way down. Also he should be Captain.

You do realize you can love your country while also acknowledging there’s a ton of problems that should be fixed, yeah?

THIS is what actually would have happened if Trump tried to be a Team USA Hockey player.

❤️ if you want the men’s Hockey Team to tell Trump fuck himself

:takes a call from the president and goes to the State of the Union: not sure why people are getting such political vibes from this!

@AntiTrumpCanada Hey can you adopt us? We’re anti Toronto Maple Leafs but pro Canada.

Just a reminder: this is the guy who posts videos of himself playing hockey & insists he’s the picture of strength. But in reality, he turns a simple red carpet into an obstacle course. Trump can’t walk a straight line, probably because of his leg brace, piss bag and shoe lifts.

If Shawn Thornton was on Team Canada they would’ve won 12-1. At least. If they added Bergeron too it would’ve been 20-1.