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Chad Baker-Mazara was dismissed from the USC men’s basketball team yesterday after an internal investigation determined he falsified his birth certificate. An anonymous tip reportedly suggested that the Dominican native is actually 32 years old and a father of 4.

The Cincinnati Bengals not clearing the ice and snow off of the seats for the fans coming to watch one of the coldest games ever in the stadium that ended up being a game where we got within the 35 yard line 4 different times and somehow still ended in a shut out loss to the division rival Baltimore Ravens in a must win game to keep the season alive is the most Cincinnati Bengals shit ever.

YOUR CINCINNATI REDS ARE GOING TO THE POSTSEASON

@Mo_12_Sanu @AdamSchefter @factsoverstats 7/8 passing for 233 yards and 4 passing TDs Perfect passer rating - 158.3 (Every Pass: 🎥 Credit MrLegend/TikTok)

Took 36 years BUT it’s done. Today I will be hitting my final @nfl city - Philadelphia. Planned on going in 2020, but covid prevented that trip from happening. - First Away Game : December 3rd, 1989 Bengals @ City Up North - Best Experience : Green Bay - Worst experience : City Up North & Jacksonville - Worst Accessible : New England - Best Stadium : Las Vegas Raiders - Worst Stadiums (when I visited) : FebEx Field, RCA Dome, MetroDome and Municipal Stadium - Loudest Stadium : TWA Dome in St Louis - Most Memorable away games : road trip to Detroit 2005 to Clinch AFC North Title, 2022 SB Trip to LA & 2022 road trip to KC to win AFC Championship So many memories with family and friends over the years. Got to meet so many GREAT fans from every city.

@potentcrypto_ @loopify Hmm anything? Maybe a job would help!

Giving away $1K to everyone who retweets this tweet. There’s no other reason—it’s simply because I have plenty of money. So, stop asking me questions like “where does the money come from.”

The lesson is clear: When a giant tries to crush you, don't hide. Fight in public. Build alliances. Turn their size into a weakness. David beats Goliath by changing the rules of the game.

@ChuckX182 @BengalsGraphic5 Steelers are 2-0, don’t think they will be our concern later in the season though

@BengalsGraphic5 Eh not really. They’re only a game out of first in the division

Joe Burrow and the Bengals really are the only hope we have for Mahomes not winning his 3rd straight Super Bowl Now the Bengals have a massive up hill battle to even make the playoffs now being 0-2 Terrible start to the year smh

@render6699 @NiklasWebb @worldranking_ @elonmusk nah, automated mass emails are the sole reason for this.

@NiklasWebb @worldranking_ @elonmusk employee emails enters the chat

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IT’S SKYLINE TIME IN THE JUNGLE! CAN WE GET A #WHODEY?! #RULETHEJUNGLE 😤 @Bengals

@thedanielokon Where else am I supposed to drink in between landing my passengers and taking the next trip to their destination?

People drinking at the airport at 7 am 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

@camkoehler2 @htown @CincyBombs Why would ya wanna leave? CJ got payed but I bet he’s having some regrets now

@htown @CincyBombs Tee ain’t leaving Joe ain’t leaving Ja’Marr ain’t leaving Logan Wilson ain’t leaving period that’s enough of that discussion

We need to re-sign Tee so I can laugh at everyone editing their awful uniforms on him

CIN 22 - 18 NE Final That's Scorigami!! It's the 1075th unique final score in NFL history.

@kitothecity704 @_lavicttoria @imcoreaz @DailyLoud They trolling, it’s land of the lost

@_lavicttoria @imcoreaz @DailyLoud School of rock

Man makes contact with indigenous island people who never met anyone from the outside world 🤯🏝

Terrifying video BitBoy gives the floor to this woman, assuming she has no evidence of him being a scammer She brings up the ZachXBT threads. He realizes that she has legitimate evidence, so he suddenly cuts her off and starts yelling that she's a child molestor. Just WTF.

@IcyJoee @darthharbison @mdub318 @SNFonNBC Yeah, it also helps that SoFi is probably the best stadium in the NFL.

@darthharbison @mdub318 @SNFonNBC Bengals fan here, when i went to the Super Bowl, it was mostly bengals fans, some rams fans, and then the rest were just people that lived in/near LA

Attendance leaders in the #NFL. 👀

@elonmusk No

I meet so many people who read twitter every day, but almost never tweet. If I may beg your indulgence, please add your voice to the public dialogue!

@DirtyDanTxx Ah so now you’re switching sides to respecting classical music eh?

@DblJackDiamond Ye all day, but you can’t have ye without Mozart

I’m not gonna lie, classical music slaps!