David C

@TheFigen_ No contest

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@toys_retro I was literally singing the theme tune with my daughter yesterday

Name the Cartoon? ♥️

@HumansNoContext That was a quality slap

Probably the greatest slap in the history

@Mericamemed @Preachurr The ultimate question!

@Preachurr But can it run Crysis?

100% a ebay scam build

@Uzonna7 Such a good film

Brad Pitt casually smoking while his dog turns a home invasion into a horror movie. Cliff Booth + Brandy = the most dangerous duo in Tarantino’s universe. Underrated cinema. 🎬🎥 Once Upon A Time In Hollywood ❤️🔥

@EpicClipVault Stop mispronouncing "croissant" please, love from Europe.

Europeans trying to understand American culture is always entertaining. 🔥

@TheBestqueenx What a class act

Nobody on the red carpet took the little boy seriously as he tried to interview celebrities… except Sandra Bullock.

@HumanityChad My little girl, at about the same age, asked to try on a beautiful dress when we were out together. She said she just wanted to see herself in it, but when she put it on and saw herself in the mirror, she started to dance. I never stood a chance in that onslaught of cuteness.

Once little girl says "please daddy" its game over 😂🤣😍😘🥰

@WomenBeingAwful They got this one right.

Based China

@CryptoOnlyCoims So this has what we have come to. Sport distilled down to women hitting each other in the face so hard they cry, for the entertainment of the audience. We should be ashamed.

Day 6 of my ongoing series “Great Moments in Women’s Sports”

@CopsGoneWrong Haha top banter Rambo

@yesjustkenny @32DreaMe

@yesjustkenny @32DreaMe But it's what plants crave

After 2026, highly intelligent people have chosen not to have children while less intelligent individuals continue to have children in large numbers. Which leads to a continuous decline in the overall intelligence of humanity.

@HumansNoContext I literally skipped to the end

How patient are you?

@interesting_aIl Good old Saint Jeff. I'm sure he isn't using any schemes to avoid paying tax at all.

Jeff Bezos says the bottom half of workers shouldn’t pay taxes, stating “the bottom half of income earners pay only 3% of the taxes.”

@yeezy4fc @nocontextmemes Please, it's all about INDEX MATCH or XLOOKUP!

@nocontextmemes Bros are definitely getting spreadsheeted in the bedroom. =VLOOKUP(rizz, A1:G20, 2, FALSE) returns #N/A.

@menomercy @yesjustkenny @32DreaMe It's a brilliant film, especially the introduction. Have a watch 🙂

@menomercy @yesjustkenny @32DreaMe Sorry mate; I'm just pulling your leg. In the movie no plants will grow and there is a food shortage because they are watering the crops with Gatorade due to the influence of decades of advertising. They just keep saying it has electrolytes and is what plants is crave.

@32DreaMe @yesjustkenny Gatorade is better. It's what plants crave; it has electrolytes.

@yesjustkenny It’s Gatorade

@LionKimbro @uniquemoviemom I'm so glad I didn't watch any of the movies since Disney bought the franchise. Most of these clips seem awful, and I dont want to ruin childhood memories... or am I missing out on some good newer stuff?

Return of the Jedi: * Luke refuses to fight his dad. The Emperor tortures Luke. Luke is -- totally powerless. His father, utterly torn, is moved, and decides to throw the Emperor into an abyss. In his last words to the world, he tells his son: You have saved me. Whatever this is: * She says she's "All of the Jedi," and by the sheer force of Righteousness, slays the Emperor. One has depth. The other feels like WWE.

No Jedi with formal training could defeat the strongest Sith in history, so easily.