cookie™ #88

@PackTerrorist @gabe_wiseman2 You did forget a third option which is the fact that you are an absolute moron

@gabe_wiseman2 All of his NC state follows are older than the LSU ones. Which means one of two things: (1) he was following all the nc state accounts before getting hired at LSU (that’s retarded and doesn’t make sense), (2) the LSU followings are a recent development

You slimy fat fucking piece of shit

@InternetWa2024 @JayhawkTakeover That’s clearly not true

@JayhawkTakeover It’s amazing to me that people think in today’s world people are just going to leave there situation for this “we used to be good” stuff. Everyone can make their own Kansas at this point. History is great and it should be acknowledged but it means nothing as part of a 5 year plan

The Kansas job will be especially hard to turn down for current B12 coaches because it’s two birds w/ one stone. If you take the job, not only is it a better job, you never have to play opposed in AFH again. If you don’t take it, someone else will.

@TMZ Dude saw a pay day and sadly is gonna get it

EXCLUSIVE: The guy "Reacher" star Alan Ritchson beat up on video is explaining how the fight started in the first place.

@Reynhard_Jenkem @Davelite93 @Alpaca_Capital Ya this dude wasn’t a legit welder

@Davelite93 @Alpaca_Capital I quit in 2021 when I got 2nd degree burns and my foreman laughed in my face and told me that I should have worn sunscreen.

How much does it pay? Genuinely asking. My experience from the US (where I grew up) is people pound the table about skills shortages and when you ask what they’re paying, it’s equivalent to working at Walmart in a no-skill job.

@Rayshard69 @11point7 Sure lil bro

@DeBronc03 @11point7 1. You’re a p4 team as well, you should not act like you just won the World Series bc you beat a conference team and 2. You’re someone special? Fuck up and go be a cuck somewhere else. I guarantee my resume clears you little buddy…

Pitchers: Please go shake/hug your catchers after the final out.

@Rayshard69 @11point7 He just got the final out vs a ranked team and celebrated with his team then found his catcher you ain’t anyone special and you would never be in a spot to achieve something like this

@DeBronc03 @11point7 I hope by “Lil bro” you mean the pitcher. Common knowledge especially at that point in your playing career that you go straight to your catcher to dap him up before anything else…

@Rayshard69 @11point7 Lil bro dosent know ball at all

@11point7 Sheesh, act like you’ve been here before…

@JomboyMedia Pitcher is a bum and the runner should never have been ejected

Pitcher knocks the runner to the ground and benches clear. Both the pitcher and runner were ejected

@AggiesRecruitEx Bruh tf you tweeting for

LMFAOOOOO WHAT HAPPENDUH? I THOUGHT YALL WERE UP 3-1 IN BOTTOM 9TH WITH 1 OUT??????

@RockChalkBlog Bruh just say you don’t know ball

McNeese State is the new Vermont. They always get a 12 or 13 seed and everybody is like "this team is sooooo dangerous!" And then they get quickly cropdusted in the first round and do nothing of substance

@wolviebets @josie7004951433 @nlaneEDU @1ssve The correct one

@DeBronc03 @josie7004951433 @nlaneEDU @1ssve Thats your opinion

Dear Apple, create a safety feature in iMessage that doesn’t allow people to screenshot text messages unless both parties have given permission.

@wolviebets @josie7004951433 @nlaneEDU @1ssve It’s not

@josie7004951433 @nlaneEDU @1ssve I'm not on snapchat and I don't send dodgy messages, it's a privacy rights issue

@SpurriersBurna @secnumbersguy No

@secnumbersguy Take the top 64 teams in Kenpom and that’s the field. If you aren’t in the top 64, schedule tougher games. That simple.

The solution to March Madness isn’t expansion it is REDUCTION. We need to get rid of automatic qualifiers, ESPECIALLY with NIL. There is NO CHANCE that Long Island and Prairie View make deeper runs than Auburn or Oklahoma would.

@secnumbersguy Take your dumbass takes somewhere else

@canes_muse People being able to come on here and spew some of the absolute worst opinions and just be straight moronic is what’s really wrong with this app and the world in general

Siena coach not making a single sub the entire game is why they’re gonna lose. Lmk if i’m missing smth but they were on the verge of history and coaching malpractice is why they’re gonna lose. Disgusting work

@EnthusiAdams Sounds like a horrible idea

NIT should become the mid major national championship. 32 teams to include all conferences outside BIG10/BIGE/BIG12/ACC/SEC. Start tournament after 1st round of NCAA. Mid majors who lose 1st round join the bracket. Play the championship game at the site of the Final 4. DO IT!

@MorePerfectUS Good own these frauds Arizona

BREAKING: Arizona authorities have filed criminal charges against Kalshi for allegedly operating an illegal gambling business and unlawfully ‌allowing people to place bets on elections.

@CrumblingMass @HannaCanadia This isn’t the hill to die on my guy

@HannaCanadia Only a woman who has no idea what it’s like to be a single man on the apps would be angry about this.

It must be so embarrassing to be a man

@LeadingReport How exactly where they ruled out

BREAKING: After President Trump said he spoke to a former president about his operation in Iran, Bush, Clinton, Obama, and Biden were all ruled out, per NBC.

@BigOnBasketball The Miami team was the most deserving hope this helped

Incredibly strong case to be made that Miami OH should have been left out. First time a team with 0 Q1 wins has made the field. My ax to grind with most CBB twitter and bracketologists is they are too romantic about the little guy. March Madness isn't made better by handing out spots to low/mid majors just because you think high majors have a privileged position. Give the spots to the most deserving teams and cinderellas will naturally happen. News Flash: Cinderellas are always REALLY good teams. Not just good in relation to their conference. Good in general.