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@DeFlanko

SoCal Katılım Haziran 2010
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Fuck You I Quit
Fuck You I Quit@fuckyouiquit·
@UConnBallknower Why should middle class people pay a higher rate than rich people only to have the system fail because rich people aren’t paying the same rate?
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SOOMI
SOOMI@soomi_mp3·
@docm77 This will be the most quiet Doc has ever been for hours on end! 🤣
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Docm77 🐐
Docm77 🐐@docm77·
Omg, I just made a crazy discovery! If you kill Endermen at an ender ender, it is the perfect harmonics with Jambi by Tool of the Album 10.000 Days. It is crazy, you can literally jam along killing the endermen in rhythm. This must be my new favorite thing to do!
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D2 S'phtposting ⬛️⬜️🟪
Do yall think i can piss off more people by slandering warlocks or slandering titans (im a hunter)
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elodee
elodee@elodee3x·
Finally got my nails done! Hopefully this is enough to summon some spring weather lol 🌸🩷
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World of Statistics
World of Statistics@stats_feed·
What is something expensive that should really be free?
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DeFlanko
DeFlanko@DeFlanko·
@docm77 That's fucking crazy homie. Good thing you have that young 25 stamina till the EMTs showed up.
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Docm77 🐐
Docm77 🐐@docm77·
Just had to perform cpr on a guy the collapsed on the street while we biked by back from kids bowling. Cyanotic lips, tongue partially swallowed. The whole nine yards. He came back after 2 mins and started breathing by himself. Others came to help, we stabilized him sideways
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DeFlanko
DeFlanko@DeFlanko·
@GTWScar They could have mentioned you in the video...
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GoodTimesWithScar
GoodTimesWithScar@GTWScar·
I’ve been dabbling in some theme park designing lately. I can’t wait for Minecraft World to open in 2027. #minecraftlive
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Jesus Freakin Congress
Jesus Freakin Congress@TheJFreakinC·
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen on the internet. Afroman had his house raided by Ohio Adam County deputies… who found absolutely nothing… broke his door, trashed his place, allegedly had $400 go missing… and then they refused to pay for the damages. So, like any reasonable rapper would do… He turned his home security footage into music videos, mocking them. And then, the deputies sued him for FOUR MILLION dollars… because they didn’t like being made fun of. And Afroman’s response? He dropped ANOTHER music video. In his own words: “Unconfidential informant lied to Police to get out of some trouble. Adam County Sherriff officers made a mistake by believing the lie. Raided my house, found nothing, refused to pay for the damages and filed a lawsuit against me, Afroman, for exercising my freedom of speech! This is me holding trial in one song. I hope you enjoy it.” They said his videos “ridiculed” them… so he decided to show them what that actually looks like. And the best part? A jury basically said… yeah… you don’t get to raid someone’s home, end up in their surveillance footage, and then cry because they used it to make fun of you.
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DeFlanko
DeFlanko@DeFlanko·
@docm77 Time to convert to Sketchers, New Balance or go even harder with crocs.
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Docm77 🐐
Docm77 🐐@docm77·
Me spots a nice Nike sneaker about to come out, mhm, reasonable price at around 130 bucks, shoe comes out, sold out in 10 seconds before I even picked my size, 10 minutes later on re-seller sites for 1700 bucks, lol Wtf is this shit? Can I buy a shoe or what?
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DeFlanko
DeFlanko@DeFlanko·
@docm77 [PLANTS FIREFLY BUSHES] 🎵🎶 "let it snow, let it snoooowwww"
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Docm77 🐐
Docm77 🐐@docm77·
I built icy trees so much I literally feel like I need to let it go...
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