Scott DeHuff 🎙

The @Rockies will have a successful season this year. Will be a playoff contender. WRITE IT DOWN!

Due to a family emergency, there will be no show tomorrow. Thanks @dehuffpodcast

@dehuffpodcast When the test fart fails.

Caption this picture of Nathan MacKinnon! #goavsgo #funnymeme #meme

🍕 I promised our LL baseball team pizza if they played harder... so they did - big time! What's the best pizza to pay off my debt??

@WernerS350841 It looks like I had a sexual encounter with Optimus Prime. NOTE TO SELF: Don't forget the lube.

@DeHuff Thought you might have been trying to pull a cop car with it.

First off, I'm fine. Second, I abuse A.I.

@WernerS350841 I beat the shit out of it.

@DeHuff It looks like AI isn’t the only thing you abuse.

@Denverwolverine 😅 ... wait, maybe that's why we lost by 2!! 😳

@DeHuff I assume “No, he is with your mother” was the response.

On the baseball field today, ump asked me "Is coach Connery here today?" Love it!

🚨🔊LISTEN My celebrity encounters: Peyton Manning, Lady Gaga, Clint Black, Phil Vassar, Ron Perlman, Jay Mohr, Todd Helton, John Elway, Barry Sanders, Terrell Davis, and Rob Schneider. A horse DJ is coming to Denver. Angry beavers in New Jersey. open.spotify.com/episode/0c5ors…

🚨WATCH ON YOUTUBE 🚨 My random celebrity encounters: Peyton Manning, Lady Gaga, Clint Black, Phil Vassar, Ron Perlman, Jay Mohr, Todd Helton, John Elway, Scotty McCreery, Barry Sanders, Terrell Davis, and Rob Schneider. A listener gives a tip on how to deal with speeders in the neighborhood. A horse DJ is coming to Denver. A questionable, and shocking move by a doctor, was pure brilliance. What not to do if you’re in the Secret Service. It involves pants to your ankles in a hotel hallway. What did Donald Trump (allegedly) think about the situation? A humiliated United Airlines passenger was soaked head to toe, and nobody seemed to care. Watch out for angry beavers in New Jersey. youtu.be/BPzhycgBvng?si…

Coming up... My random/awkward encounters with celebrities. Including: John Elway Lady Gaga Todd Helton Ron Perlman Barry Sanders Terrell Davis Clint Black And more!

Random memory: @philvassar was doing a radio tour at KYGO in Denver. I was at The Fan. Phil came out of the restroom. I saw and recognized him. He goes to shake my hand - and I couldn't do it. "Sorry, you just came out of the bathroom". Yeah, I'm an idiot. But Phil was awesome!

🚨WATCH ON YOUTUBE! The recipe for the Avalanche's greatness. Patrick Mahomes is a witch. Arizona Cardinals are not a “Aaron Rodgers” away from being Super Bowl contenders. The biggest names on the trade block for the Nuggets. youtu.be/wZrKqPAspWI?si… #goavsgo #podcast

MacKinnon saying nice things about Landeskog. Gabe could only take so much. 😅

Hardly any snow in Thornton. My kids will be sad. No snow day for them. 😅

🚨LISTEN • Pete Hegseth on kamikaze dolphins. • Met Gala is going on in New York… aka, more reasons to hate rich snobby celebs. • Man used his junk in a way that will make you cringe. • Banging your trash can in Scotland. Spotify 👇 open.spotify.com/episode/7e3Pf6…

Here I go!

@kevin_nealon Makes sense to me.

Because I’m getting older, my audience is getting older. They’ve had to stop my shows five times in the last two years because somebody collapses. So they turn the lights on and I say call 911. Nobody has a phone because they put them in those canvas bags with a lock. So I gotta call 911. He says is there a doctor in that room? I said I don’t know. I don’t like crowd work. He goes is the guy breathing? I’ve got the mic so I don’t wanna be too disrespectful to the guy that could be dead. He said can you get close to him? I said I don’t know how long the cord is on the mic. The paramedics arrived. He did die but still I got some good laughs out of it.

@303FAN That was a powerful moment! Then when they compared Schwartz sizes? 🤯

@DeHuff “To infinity and beyond” was a classic line.

Happy #Maythe4th! Live long and prosper. #starwarsday #startrek