Bruno can’t pass
Bruno can’t dribble
Bruno can’t retain the ball in tight spaces
Bruno can’t make good decisions
Bruno can’t defend
Bruno can’t press
Bruno is anonymous in big games
He is a detriment to the team but I guess he scores penalties 🫡
David de Gea.
Denzel Dumfries.
Raphael Varane.
Pau Torres.
Luke Shaw.
Frenkie de Jong.
James Garner.
Bruno Fernandes.
Jadon Sancho.
Darwin Núñez.
Cristiano Ronaldo.
How about this lineup for the next season? Seems realistic too. Thoughts?
United fans chanted ‘Viva Ronaldo’ in dying embers, as if to highlight he was exempt from the ‘you’re not fit’ chants. No wonder Ronaldo didn’t make a swift exit. #mufc
@CR7STIANOOOO@BreezyUTD@UtdTalha Doesn’t make a difference he can barely move
He dribbled like he has done both his ACLs
Need him in middle to just score
@_peyton1_@YoungPochini All that money but look at his personal life. Does he seem happy? Money doesn’t buy respect or legacy.
Jose is beloved. Conor is a coke head who beats up old men
@yaksamin@Legendinho1@Cantona_Collars We are not talking about a better signing.
Who is the better player?
Wpuld u say mahrez is better than messi because he performs well in Man city as compared to Messi's performance at PSG?
José Mourinho in tears after reaching the Conference final. Might not be the biggest final in his career, but man does this show how much he loves the game. Imagine not loving this man.
Ralf makes a double-change with 15 minutes remaining...
A huge round of applause for @JuanMata8 as he comes off. Superb from El Mago! 🧙♂️
#MUFC | #MUNBRE
Given how Chris Pratt is set to voice what feels like every animated character in a slew of upcoming franchises, job security likely isn’t top of mind.
But he at least has confirmation that “Guardians of the Galaxy” director James Gunn’s got his back: huffpost.com/entry/chris-pr…
@SiinthAP@TheAthleticUK@lauriewhitwell@PhilHay_ It’s not tribalism - sometimes things are deep-rooted and mean more than money/trophies; likely the case here given all of Phillps’ family are LUFC fans too. I’m a Southend fan and know countless home-grown players who would never have considered going to Col U or Orient 😃
🔴 #MUFC have begun exploring prospect of £50m move for Kalvin Phillips
⚪ No direct contact with #LUFC or the player
👤 Phillips considering switching agents
❓ Grew up as massive #LUFC fan - could he ever make the trade?
📝 @lauriewhitwell@PhilHay_
@lfchaytch@yjunitedx2 Bellingham easily 100
Nunez has been given a 70 mil price tag
Nkunku is easily 50/60 mil
Anthony is 40/45
Tchoumeni is going to Madrid for 65
Spence is 15/20
Take your pick from your selections