DeRobo

Them: “Trading is too risky, I’d never get into it.” Me:

Her: "Omg, the floor is collapsed!" Me: "Crypto?" Her: "No, in our house" Me: "Why did you scare me so much?"

Yo, fluffy brains, where did all the people who said we were going lower when $BTC was at $60K suddenly disappear to?

Some people don’t show it when they suddenly get rich. What crypto degens drive past their ex’s house in when their memecoin does a 1000x:

$BTC 60,000 Sellers: wait.. $BTC $80K ← we are here Sellers: wait... $BTC 100,000 Sellers: buyyyy!

Men today: scared to launch trading bots Men back then:

Yo, fluffy brains, what’s the biggest profit you’ve ever made from a single trade? Flex in the comments 👇

A man who uses trading bots shall not know poverty. — Confucius, 479 BC

Do we trust the Sunday pump this weekend? GN + good weekend, bros 🤝

Sometimes I like to imagine Bitcoin thinks about me as much as I think about it…

How I see fluffy brains who still refuse to add bots to their strategy:

Me when I see $BTC below 100K:

The only exes I miss are my ex-trades 😭

We’ve been through some of the wildest market times together. No matter how crazy it got… …drop an “F” for Jerome Powell in the comments – in 10 days, he’s out as Fed Chair 👇

Altseason has finally arrived, and the crypto guy is quitting his job:

What I’m waiting for: Profit Gains Earnings Revenue Income Return Yield Proceeds

I love Bitcoin at $76 699 I also love Bitcoin at $99 999 and $678 910

Just got off the phone with Saylor... He asked me to thank all of you for selling your $BTC at a discount 📲

Yo, fluffy brains, I found the perfect shoes for people still saying “Bitcoin is going to zero”:

Warning! Profit levels are critically high 👉 CryptoRobotics.ai