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@DeRoboRob

Friends call me Rob. Work at @cryptorobotics and make billion dollars while you are sleeping. Love memes and publish crypto forecast for free. Enjoy 🤖

Katılım Mayıs 2022
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Them: “Trading is too risky, I’d never get into it.” Me:
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Her: "Omg, the floor is collapsed!" Me: "Crypto?" Her: "No, in our house" Me: "Why did you scare me so much?"
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Yo, fluffy brains, where did all the people who said we were going lower when $BTC was at $60K suddenly disappear to?
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Some people don’t show it when they suddenly get rich. What crypto degens drive past their ex’s house in when their memecoin does a 1000x:
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$BTC 60,000 Sellers: wait.. $BTC $80K ← we are here Sellers: wait... $BTC 100,000 Sellers: buyyyy!
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Men today: scared to launch trading bots Men back then:
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Yo, fluffy brains, what’s the biggest profit you’ve ever made from a single trade? Flex in the comments 👇
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A man who uses trading bots shall not know poverty. — Confucius, 479 BC
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Do we trust the Sunday pump this weekend? GN + good weekend, bros 🤝
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Sometimes I like to imagine Bitcoin thinks about me as much as I think about it…
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How I see fluffy brains who still refuse to add bots to their strategy:
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Me when I see $BTC below 100K:
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The only exes I miss are my ex-trades 😭
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We’ve been through some of the wildest market times together. No matter how crazy it got… …drop an “F” for Jerome Powell in the comments – in 10 days, he’s out as Fed Chair 👇
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Altseason has finally arrived, and the crypto guy is quitting his job:
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I love Bitcoin at $76 699 I also love Bitcoin at $99 999 and $678 910
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Just got off the phone with Saylor... He asked me to thank all of you for selling your $BTC at a discount 📲
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Yo, fluffy brains, I found the perfect shoes for people still saying “Bitcoin is going to zero”:
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