Deacon The Vampire

I traveled 402 kilometers with my Fitbit, and just earned the London Underground badge for it! All while wearing sunglasses at night and listening to Cori Heart's hit 'Sun Glasses At Night'. "Don't switch the blade on a guy in shades On No!!"😎

I dont remember any of this.

Deacon's Podcast, Episode 8, Dawn Riderz. youtu.be/AfpmIqi1MDI via @YouTube Warning: Don't try dawn riding at home if you are a vampire and still only about 6.

New Conservatives: Maoris should go back to where they came from

Viago did this once, he hasn't done it since. I think he was sleep walking.

@Matt_Gibb You're a hot chip!

Here is profound picture.

@WhiteHouse @realDonaldTrump America didn't split the atom, nor is USA the envy of the covid world. New Zealand Trump USA on these.

"Americans harnessed electricity, split the atom, and gave the world the telephone and the internet. We settled the Wild West, won two World Wars, landed American Astronauts on the Moon—and one day soon, we will plant our flag on Mars!" — President @realDonaldTrump

Hey fanz! Here is a bit of my podcast. In this episode I call Stu with important questions. It's called 'Just As Stu'🧟‍♂️ youtu.be/a0r9anNovJ0

@Matt_Gibb You have not! Because if you did you'd know I'm doing a bad job.

@HelenEarley I have more coming!

faf. So much so that I done laughter tears. Specially the Deacon Reads Books For Little Kiddies ep. More please! @DeaconVampire

So much can be created upside down in a closet. youtu.be/vHg-PkfG2JU

Another way to kill vampires is with natural disaster!

How much are sweeties now days?

@MichaelBuble @lulopilato Mr Buble, this is Deacon from the documentary about vampires. I wanted to frequent your New Zealand show about 4 years ago but i could not afford it and was busy hiding victims. I trust you are well. Kind regards, Deacon.

Here's the schedule for my daily live stream with @lulopilato! See you at 2pm PT! #StayHome facebook.com/michaelbuble

@BrutalPeril My dance is way cooler.

Last night I dreamt my closet was like Narnia! I snuck thru and straight into a police man who told me to go back inside and stay there until further information.🤨

@TaikitaWaitiki @AJemaineClement @TaikaWaititi I saw nothing but sultry lighting.

Time to find out just how Christie and churchie Christchurch is.

I'm quite into the arts actually. breadandcircus.co.nz