Jay Awesome Person, Great Job!

calling the ghostbusters to come and extract the pee from my penis

@dummywoevalue Loser

update: i (finally) took a massive shit and piss simultanously but since i was constipated as fuck, i had to squeeze and unsqueeze my asscheeks real tight and push it out of my asshole. (yes this is totally normal yes i have digestive problems leave me alone)

@dummywoevalue I remember like a month or two ago you were telling me about that chap on Twitter that had like a constipation kink

@DeadAndRural oh ? who might this fellow be ? curiosity curiosity ..

i havent taken a fucking shit since weeks now. help

Yo bro you bumping that new Mozart

@dummywoevalue I’ve also been facing a similar issue with mine, I think it’s a problem on Strawpage’s end. Surely it’ll be fixed soon

why the fucking fuckity fuck wont the links in my strawpage work.

My most favorite covers

Lolz. He looks so confused

if yuri has big tits, would her genderbend has a big dick ? hmm .. curiosity .... (yes this is important yes i meed confirmation)

Julian Casablancas when the producer shuts off the autotune in the studio.

Kids EVERYWHERE are grooving to sElf’s new album “Gizmodgery”! These new smash hits were recording using ONLY toy instruments, just listen!…. Yeess!! You’ll be the most popular kid on the block with sElf’s Gizmodgery! “Gizmodgery has changed my life forever!” -fellow teen.

@prospitbloom Thank you!! My sister gifted it to me like a couple years ago, so I’m really thankful for that. I still don’t know how to play tho!

@DeadAndRural your guitar is so pretty!

My shitstruments that I don’t know how to play

@prospitbloom Honestly I think the coolest one is Mozart because I think Mozart is really wicked!

@DeadAndRural these are so cool!

My gay ass collection of records

Forgot to mention the multiple little Strokes records I got, cool. I like the cover of most of these

The Weezer record, I think it’s cool looking

I WIN!!!!!!!!!!! I GOT TO CHANGE IT!!!!!!!!! WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOODBYE DAVE STRIDER BUTT SEX, MISS YOU NEVER!!

@turntechmoghead man what are you talking about

OH MAN IM POSTING MY UNCENSORED BLEEDING OPEN WOUNDS LEAKING EVERYWHERE FOR HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE TO SEE AND AM IN A COMMUNITY ENCOURAGING MINORS TO STARVE THEMSELVES AND TO CUT THEMSELVES I WONDER WHY TWITTER DOESNT LIKE ME DUUUUUUR

@turntechmoghead 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

i smell like piss and balls