Saltzman.

Dear followers and visitors of this Twitter page, No, I am not Matthew Davis. I wish. It would be awesome. But I'm not him, and I'm not affiliated with The CW, the actors, creators or writers of The Vampire Diaries or The Originals. This is a fan account for roleplaying.

I should start handing out two copies of the exact same test. One copy for serious answers only, one copy for creative answers only. Each creative answer earns a credit and at the end of the semester they'll turn into an A+

I'm not offended.

@LegacyInBloom Sounds just as good.

@DeadHunterPhD Ooor... ice cream for dinner?

@DeadHunterPhD Chunky Monkey?

@LegacyInBloom Next time, then.

@DeadHunterPhD Can't say that I have. But... there's more. In the fridge.

@LegacyInBloom Looking annoyed with me there.

@LegacyInBloom Even better.

@DeadHunterPhD I'll go whisper it in your ear.

I agree, @DeadHunterPhD.

@LegacyInBloom Do tell.

@DeadHunterPhD Mhm.

@LegacyInBloom I have options?

@DeadHunterPhD What... uhm... what are you gonna do about it?

@LegacyInBloom Well done, baby.

@DeadHunterPhD Heeey! [chuckles] You were able to identify him, so I'm happy with my creation.

Made you a snack, @DeadHunterPhD.

@LegacyInBloom Looks like a fat albino seal in a green blanket but I love it.

@DeadHunterPhD Pinterest doomscrolling finally paid off.

Fifty year anniversary in 2 years? We're officially old. May the 4th be with you all.

@LegacyInBloom Me neither.

@DeadHunterPhD I can't wait.

About that date night, @DeadHunterPhD...

@LegacyInBloom It's a date.

@DeadHunterPhD Absolutely.

@LegacyInBloom Tomorrow? Dinner, wine, movie, cuddles?

@DeadHunterPhD Thanks.