Karen D. Lioness

They don't seem to abduct humans like they used to; looks like we are not the only planet with government science-funding budget cuts. Sad.

Flirt with me by playing the Barefoot Contessa theme music while I speed-walk to my gate at the airport like I’m late to a very elegant emergency.

I have a confession to make: I still haven’t updated my Twitter app to X. I still see the blue bird.

"Venus, Mars, Jupiter and Saturn all in perfect alignment" The rare phenomenon of planet parade.

He’s nuts, and he sure puts the nuts in Natzi.

Excuse me but I don’t like your mouse click technique

You can’t compete where you can’t compare; your one super power is that no one can be you.

Just riding back home in an Uber looking at the night sky through this Toyota’s window polluted with city lights, and still wishing you’re somewhere out there looking at the same sky, at the same time.

My Only Fans page will be just me crying over animal rescue videos.

After what happened today in DC, and since Oct. 7th, I’m still trying more than ever to channel Anne Frank who said inspiringly: “'I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart”. Dear Anne, it’s not working. It’s not working, everyone is broken.

@W0lfBytesGaming Aww! Thank you darling, that was so sweet to say! 😘🤗🥰

Be the content that you want to see in the world.

Every time I start an email to a colleague on a Friday with “happy Friday” I die a little inside.

I wish no one the pain of realizing that the one they love only loves the idea of them and not who they really are.

Right, Bass Pro Shop T-shirt guy with a baseball cap in Paris, I too have no idea how I knew you were American.

So I was playing with the portrait camera on my iPhone which I’ve never really done before, and all I gotta say is… Rap album dropping soon

At least two million Arab Muslims are living proudly and happily in peace in Israel, with Israeli passports and an Israeli identity. How many Jews live happily and proudly in Arab Muslim countries?

It’s funny, how we all just live with joy and pain.

December 25, a man was born today, an extraordinary man who is still considered the most influential and one of the most important figures in our history; his inspiration still lives today, and he gifted us our universe’s understanding as we know it. Happy birthday, Issac Newton.

Normalize starting every zoom meeting at work by asking everyone what is their favorite Love Boat episode

I don’t mean to brag, but I used to do ice baths before they were cool