is he dead yet?

day 450: i hope so

day 432: someone just do it already please, i beg of you

day 430: april fools was four days ago, everyone should stop lying… he still hasn’t hit the sack permanently but our will is strong!!

day 395: it’s coming

day 337: no but he reeeeeeeeally should

day 335: no

day 298: soon🤞🏻

day 293: almost to 300 and he still hasn’t kicked the bucket, i’ll give $1.26 to anyone who does it before december ends

day 287: no 👎🏻

HE HAS COVID ITS ALMOST TIME

gotta happen in december, here’s hoping🎉

day 281: coming soon folks, coming soon🤞🏻

day 277: cheney hit the sack for good, trump next let’s go🤞🏻

day 256: no unfortunately

day 253: no, legends are dying everyone but HIM

day 244: no unfortunately, but he will one day & i’ll be there… counting

233: no but realistically i really don’t think he has much time left, i don’t even think he has until the end of this year…

230: bunker boy found alive at 79

day 227:

day 222: no… but remember folks!