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a homeless guy asked me for money today. I gave him a dollar. he asked for more. I explained that with the Strait of Hormuz opening and costs coming down at every stage of the supply chain, that the dollar should buy him 15% more than it did last week. he spat on me.

Homies, Please be patient with us as we distribute last week's payouts. We have to send every transaction manually, so it's going to take some time. Realistically, end of day Monday. Soon, we'll automate this process so everyone gets their weekly rewards instantly. But in the meantime, we gotta do it the old fashioned way. xoxo.

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WE'RE LIVE! New Market: US Military Intervention in Iran - Good or Bad?

FNN - The Voice of the People

You really can bet on this now Note: dcf cap seeded factmachine

ALPHA TRADING RESUMES AT 4PM EST We've made the website a lot cooler. There are profile pages and gifs now.

Not gonna lie, when we switched to a prize model for alpha, I had no idea how difficult it would be Do you have any idea how hard it is to find FIFTY Kabutos in New York? I've been to every Pokémon store in NYC and they LAUGH at me I’m gonna rope

Week 2 of Alpha Season 2 is over! This week's top traders will take home: - Bernie Madoff's Suit - A Lebron James Rookie Card - A 2008 Lehman Brothers Stock Certificate - An Emerald - DDR5 Ram This week's top voters will each take home an original Enron stock certificate!

After months of planning, we're excited to announce 'Fact Mart' is coming to New York City. New York's first 2x price grocery store. We signed the lease. And we donated $1 to Food Bank For NYC — an organization that changes how our city responds to hunger. 🧵

New Market: Should Greenland be part of the United States?

Holy shit he’s almost 60 and a millionaire?? No fucking way! After just 40 years of being in the workforce and benefiting from the absolute best housing and stock market in history? Need to buy this guys course on how to get rich now!

ALPHA SEASON 2 IS COMING JOIN THE WAITLIST TODAY

having a gf is insane because it's literally a claude that you can touch

Claude Code is crazy. I just synced my Hitachi wand up with my Spotify.

New Year’s Resolutions were invented in 1951 by Charles Gym to sell memberships to his invention “The Gym”

Beautifully said. I couldn't agree more, @DeadassPrez. The cope will be very real today on @factmach

Results: Ass vs Tits

New Market: Israel vs Palestine

New Market: Tits vs Ass