Kenny Banks, CFA, CEPA

Who am I? I’m the guy going to the 15th floor. Who just divorced his wife after 15 years. That’s who the fuck I am, who are you?

@coreywest69 Just take a fifth and sixth year (maintaining status as social chair) and then move to NYC and promote clubs

Is it cope if I stay in college and try to get an MBA? #wwcwd

@coreywest69 It will never get old

Corey west please put your party pictures back on Instagram so I can continue my bit #thelegendremains

@DivotDiplomat Aim small, miss small

Tiny cup Thursdays

@pat_pistol_ii Glad someone understands the gravity of this

America lost today. Golf lost today. This is actually my 9/11. Congrats to r*** m****** for tying Brooks Koepka for 5 majors #deletemyself

@webbythetripod Unfollowed

I like the Pimeto hat

Forgot how fun it was to spit a piece of gum out to your feet and kick it. Anyways, fuck you @McIlroyRory #MAGACOCK

@GrantHolme69943 Tell ur buddy there to grow the fuck up and buy some premiers. Actually hard to look at

Cleats on for the Masters, can’t beat this #expand

@Daniel_Rapaport Here’s an idea, how about we ban you from the United States and maybe even the western hemisphere you faggot

Augusta’s no-phones rule needs to be updated to no phones or wearable technology. No Meta glasses, no Apple watches. The mystique of the Masters must be protected and it’s slipping.

@TheBigRedTibbs Something along those lines I guess

@DeadheadKenny I heard he had a helluva changeup

Can’t say I expected any better from a grown man named “Dusty” but it’s the National Championship, put on a fucking suit

@TheBigRedTibbs “Riz”

And people say cable news is dead

@M1lesTeller @antbarbour92 Oh that Biba kid is just the worst

@antbarbour92 Biba?

Dude in lambda wearing onward, khaki shorts, and the stas around the neck at the gym… #uniform

@TrigpullGOAT To put it in Layman’s terms, these are just absolutely awful positions

In honor of the weather and knocking the dust off the clubs today, here’s trigs position at impact: #inthescrews

Aryna

@AmericanAir How about don’t cancel my flight next time

@DeadheadKenny We're always here 24/7 to assist when needed. Let us know in DMs if we can help you.

@AmericanAir How about it’s too late, no. How’s that pal

@DeadheadKenny We're here to listen. DM us your confirmation code along with the details of what happened.

@hennyruggsiii That’s one way to put it!

Can someone please put a cork in this turban wearing cousin fucking monkey ΝΙGGΕR bitch’s mouth please

@CalebFilliams Wearing appropriate golf attire must also not be on the agenda

Class was never on the agenda.

Can’t really say I mind watching hot latinas throw ass for this bad bunny halftime show