Jonathan Deakin

@Otto_English Scale and Mace

Name this comedy double act

@LBC And switch off... as Shelagh boils her point, yet again, down to misogyny. Done with this brand of divisive rhetoric.

@TimmyMallett Happy birthday, enjoy your day!

Here in Rockies, on my birthday,  taking stock of wonderful year. Cycling captivating Northern Ireland, wild Hebrides, rugged Brittany,  enchanting counties & isle of man; I've swum equivalent distance of English Channel 10 times, & captured my year in oil & watercolour paintings

Sound familiar @AsimC86 ??

Best take I've seen so far in regards to Trump's assination attempt.

@baratheongirl And Wales is 100% Tory-free, we're truly blessed over here!

That was what I voted for. Sensible politics to resume and an opportunity to breathe and enjoy other topics. Gonna catch up on events this week. I've seen a lot of encouraging headlines.

Morning everyone. 2 days of election celebrations were amazing, to the point I had an oddly feeling after of such relief that I switched off social media and spent two glorious days reading and watching documentaries on the history of the planet and volcanos. Bliss.

Jonathan Gullis 😂😂😂

thought I’d share this golden clip while everyone is aimlessly waiting

Unbelievable

reaking News: Farage has been shaken by milk! What a great pair of photographs! Richard Tice appears to be very happy! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@rainnwilson He Schrutes, he scores! Can't wait to see this!

@fredsirieix1 Congratulations to you both, such a wonderful achievement, you must be very proud Mr S!

British Diving Championships: Andrea Spendolini-Sirieix wins British title to secure Paris spot - BBC Sport bbc.co.uk/sport/diving/a…

@RhonddaBryant The art of under delivering by Sunak outside of Parliament is second nature now. The speaker makes an isolated gripe and we all move on. Principals of public office retired long ago.

The ministerial code says all announcements of new policy should be made to parliament first. Parliament is sitting today. Why is Sunak making his announcement on sick notes outside parliament? He’s breaking his own ministerial code.

@Socket1Sophie Weapons grade ignorance here. Not experiencing something personally doesn't make it impossible for other people to experience. My mother died of blood clots following the Astra Zenica vaccine. Your comments are deeply offensive.

I had all the Covid jabs and so did everyone I know. I don’t know ANYBODY who has suffered adverse health from having the jabs. However, I DID know people who died who didn’t get the jabs. So do you tin foil hat wearing conspiracy theorist weirdos want to explain why?

@joetracini Love you Joe

Morning, just wanted to tell how I’m feeling and why. Sorry that it’s not very christmassy xx

Explore my Round Britain cycle route showing the paintings, videos & exact 5000 mile route around the coast getoutside.ordnancesurvey.co.uk/guides/timmy-m…

Giving thanks to @MrCamCole for all the music. This year I couldn’t stop listening to Fear N' Wrath. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/0US6t3w…

@Evetssteve4 Proper hero, much love Steve!

Me in 1977, I’d just got home from a ship that I worked on, it went around the British coast then on to Pakistan, India, Saudi Arabia and Aden amongst other ports, I was 18 and more of a massive **** than I am now, I never imagined this future happening

Cop a load of this. 🤦‍♂️ To have entertained this mob for as long as we have, we have to be right up there, collectively, as one of the thickest nations on the planet. God help us!