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@GiveUsAQuid @nialljclarke Ah, thought it was a shite Mick Jackson tribute act. My bad!

@nialljclarke Apparently Our Alexandra is quite pally with Our Guardian ...

I thought @GiveUsAQuid had given up on making up Guardian images.

@TheRealJamieKay Oh do fuck off you daft melt! For a family that is struggling to put food on the table their last consideration is the possibility of saving a fiver on a day out at Alton Towers.

Rachel Reeves cutting VAT on family summer activities is exactly the kind of practical politics people want to see. Helping families afford days out, freezing fuel duty and easing pressure during the holidays instead of endless culture wars? More of this please.

@Minaretunit Did the extreme cold weather training thing once, more than enough thank you.

@Alinavisoo_life But you see they won't. It's all bullshit and a smokescreen because they haven't got the bollocks to ban it.

UK: Parliament to debate Halal slaughter ban after petition reaches 100,000 signatures. The Muslim Council of Britain warns this could lead to a Muslim exodus from the country. Should Halal slaughter be banned? A. Yes B. No

@Bobbybollocks2 Hang on!

What exactly is the point of this ??

@MattBombHead TBF it was probably one of the best runs I've had.

@Deaks8968 Made good time though!

Fuck, that was a long day!

@1234Swisssx8hd Bravo 👏🏻👏🏻

When your wife comes back from the toilets at a neon party

An epic roadtrip awaits.

@AgathaChocolats Pull my finger!

In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo. #sixwordstory #WritingCommmunity #May4th

@jimgeraghty Is that a Nazi salute? 😲

Maine Democrat Grähäm Plätnër promises he'll be 'arrested' if GOP keeps control of chamber

@1234Swisssx8hd Stupid cunt, he looks like a Sea Anemone.

You know, I think he might be a bit gay.

@ThermopylaeRIP Must be running out of cash again, and the Met Police annual Portuguese golf society trip is just around the corner too.

@MarkOrmrod You'd be missing for at least an hour if you'd been on compo

When you’re on holiday and go AWOL for more than 5 minutes! She knows me so well 😂😂😂

BBC gaslighting as usual "religious group". I'll wager you won't need many guesses to settle on which religion they won't directly refer to! bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@364690 No worries there then, I reckon I've only seen the tide in twice in 40 years.

@mamboitaliano__ Best Arrosticini?

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@JohnCleese His name Loretta!

Has this silly little chancer not heard of chromosomes

@GayTory Ooh, this one is screaming out for a @SartorialThug critique.

I’m not sure if I’m worried about the tiger or python.

@RWTaylors Is this the story of his dalliance with the Ukrainian rent boys?

His biography is out!