The Microwave Dealer

@RosariaDev @DerrenVenandi STEWARDS

@DerrenVenandi In this house we drink MUG. Does that hurt your feelings, liberal? WE DON'T CARE

Barq's rootbeer is SO FUCKING ASS GIVE ME MUG OR A&W or DELIVER ME DEATH

@dustbinfletcher @vectas_lol true

@vectas_lol the new psychedelic porn crumpets album is only 33 minutes long but it’s stacked af

do you guys have any album which is <35 minutes long

i cant be on here and watch mutuals fully ignore palestinians cries for help. Im sorry but ill be unfollowing people now. It isnt the time to be silent.

@nocontextmemes more fries

@OTerrifying continue feeding it

How do you place your buttons? #Minecraft #NintendoSwitch

Another batch of screenshots of the build #Minecraft #NintendoSwitch

My best build yet, lost count of how long it took, probably my best gradient work yet! #Minecraft #NintendoSwitch

@benshapiro I don't have a father and I turned out fine!

Happy Non-Birthing Secondary Legal Guardian of Unspecified Gender Day! The beatings with this joke will continue until anyone on the Left can explain why fathers are both different than mothers and necessary to the health and welfare of children.

@EverythingOOC this never ceases to make me laugh

@RareHappens @PushingHLimits DREAM THEATER

Please read this:

Some nazis keep trying to make fake "official" Cult of the Lamb accounts. But if their profile is not yass queen slaying for Pride month THEY AINT ME. Remember, we LOVE the LGBTIQA+ and HATE nazis here.

@TheCartoonBase you mean the peak mario bros movie

‘THE SUPER MARIO BROS MOVIE’ is now the 2nd highest grossing animated movie of all time.

@literallymecats freya

SHOW ME YOUR CATS

@invtym the difference between me and both of those is that i have no idea what the fuck you are talking about

The difference between a junior and senior programmer is that a junior programmer looks at this and goes “oh, they just made a flexible object wrap around a rotating object under load. easy” and the senior programmer just screams

@PicturesFoIder my dream pizza would be pepperoni olives jalapeno but ive never ordered it before

what’s the best & worst pizza toppings?

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