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I'm Michael Dean, a Java Backend Engineer, Smart Contract Engineer (Solidity, Cairo & Rust), ZK Research Engineer and incoming Protocol Engineer. Nice to meet you too.

@justcfc @BILD_Sport Am I the only one seeing Adolf Hitler?

🚨🔵 Chelsea have entered the race to sign VfB Stuttgart midfielder Angelo Stiller, valued at around €50M. The Blues have been closely scouting the 25-year-old, including during Stuttgart’s 4–1 win over Leverkusen, and are now firmly in the mix. (@BILD_Sport) #CFC

@itohan_olat only people o facebook will not spot this is AI

Can you believe it if they tell you that this is an Ai video?

@stillbighuncho until we sign him and you want him to hit the ground running. if he fails to do that you'd blame the club for not going for an established and experienced center back i know the script

He’s another Lisandro Martinez, sweeper and he’s really good I wouldn’t mind us signing him! Really good!

@Inviiin @Motee_1 werey re ooooo 🤣🤣🤣

You will only get to see her again on the WhatsApp status of a contact you don't even talk with when she celebrates her 5th year wedding anniversary with her husband and 3 kids. And oh, she now lives in the USA. And you are now an Egbon Adugbo in Mushin with 2 baby mamas, one unofficial wife, a 1999 camry pencil, and a barber's shop with snooker board in front.

the type of girl you meet in a jamb lesson and you never see her again

@Motee_1 Your experience ehn, top notch

@mariolexxx but she short now so it's balance

How can one person get both Yansh and breast. Life no balance

@yxyiagain if they had stolen public funds, they would have been celebrated

two adults decide to fuck each other una dey parade dem like say dem steal public funds

@cfcIvan he's good until he comes

Diomande Van Hecke signings to improve the Chalobah Badiashile Disasi tosin madness.

@AlexisIsKavkas everyone has an opinion on what you should be doing in life when they are doing nothing for themselves... listen to no one and just do your thing

We have gone from ball work to running… Reverted from Enzo style back to Pochettino

@kenkenlewu Another painting man bad with your whack story

My friend resumed from leave and met someone else sitting at her desk. She earns ₦500,000 a month. The HR department received her resignation letter via email during her short leave. They confirmed it and asked why one of their best was leaving. The response came back: “I got a better offer.” HR acknowledged the resignation. Confused, she rushed to HR. “Sir, have you replaced me?” “You sent your resignation letter, and it was acknowledged.” “No! I didn’t send anything.” HR showed her a copy of the email. At that moment, she knew it was her husband. He had sent the email and deleted them. She confronted him: “Why did you do this to me?” “I’ve warned you about how that job is affecting me. No time for good sèx, and you come home late every day. We’ll find something else for you to do. My salary was just increased to ₦150,000 we’ll manage.” Two months later, he was sacked.

@mediaablogg but it's made with AI

Lady shares a video of how she looks before blëaching and her look after blëaching properly. Omo, it’s hard to tell that she once had a dark complexion 🙆😳

@sarikayaroti is that Nigerian green?

Mixing the flag of Nigeria 🇳🇬

@AnnUdoh5 So 5hr question is why are they being paraded as though they're criminals?

Man caught with another man’s pregnant wife for Benue… Omo this one pass cheating

@AlexTran677026 My all time best

One of the scenes that impressed me the most in cinema is this scene. The result of 20 years of perseverance of a prisoner. It symbolizes hope and patience. The Shawshank Redemption

@Big_Mck You sha want to praise Iran sha... oya now

I don’t subscribe to any religion, but if I’m being honest with you, this level of bravery to defend one’s sovereignty would not have been possible if Iran was a majority Christian nation. They would have caved in since. Christians are conditioned to fear death to the point that they are willing to become slaves if the condition guarantees they stay alive. Which doesn’t really make sense with a critically examination, because death is better than most living conditions. This is why, when you look at Africa, the weak links are usually the areas colonized by Christianity.

@TheForumChelsea source: trust me guys

🚨 BOMBSHELL 🚨 1/ Roman Abramovich’s eldest son Arkady is exploring a £5 BILLION bid to buy Chelsea back from Clearlake Capital. Sources say early talks are underway with a consortium of investors. The goal? Restore the glory days and bring back the “Abramovich DNA” to Stamford Bridge. 2/ Arkady, now 32, has stayed mostly under the radar since his father sold the club in 2022. Insiders claim he’s motivated by nostalgia and frustration with the current chaos - constant managerial changes, huge spending with mixed results, and a disconnect with fans. “He wants to bring stability and that winning mentality back,” one source tells me. 3/ The reported £5bn valuation would be a huge premium on the 2022 sale price. Clearlake has not been formally approached yet, but the American owners are known to be pragmatic - if the number is right, they could listen. Big question: Would the Premier League and UK Government even approve it? Regulatory minefield ahead. 4/ Chelsea fans are already split online: Some are buzzing - “Bring back the Roman era!” Others are cautious - “Russian money again? No thanks.” What do YOU think? Should Chelsea return to Abramovich family ownership? Drop your takes below 👇

@MrTomiwa everybody sha get opinion

She's making them mirror her style way too much. Emotional scenes are best delivered when they come raw from the actor rather than being a replica of the director's pov.

@elIisburner Genz fans... he said it's Delap 🤣🤣🤣

It might genuinely be Delap

@BadgerStew Like the first car with an actual human stopped 5 seconds right?

An actual human would have stopped 5 seconds earlier instead of plowing full speed ahead into thick smoke.

@w_bravel so says you

This is a bad move for both sides. Barco adds nothing to our team whilst his career will go downhill.