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@batdoctor02 @Titi_J5 @afcevan Chasing a first premier league isn’t either a very important game!

@Titi_J5 @afcevan My guy! Just cross your fingers and pray! Liverpool chasing top 4 isn’t something to mess about with!

Not looking forward to that trip to Anfield next month tbh.

@fraserMhay @Deadandgone70 @footballtweet Literally a chain I receipts stating man u are on the for quadruple

@Deadandgone70 @footballtweet Were you off twitter after the barca game?

The biggest humiliation in Premier League history. United? Humbled.

@DinosSokratis @kevinctb9 @afcstuff Auba was sensational at n the beginning let’s not play this down

Oleksandr Zinchenko getting nutmegged by a kid on the street. 😂❤️ #afc

@grandadmcfc @johncmcfc @UTDTrey Not top though

Still can’t believe we paid only £70m for Casemiro, I’m hearing names like Caicedo for £90m😭

Your defence is in trouble!!! 🎶📞 #GodsPlan @Arsenal

Arsenal fans are actually focused on our title clash this Sunday. Keep us out of your mouth & focus on your midtable battle with Brighton, Fulham & them man

London calling! 📞 Excited to join @Arsenal, here we go! 💪

Someone see if Mudryk is watching the game?

@CFCTurna @AFCmiti @CFCMid @FabrizioRomano You’re hopelessly sitting below Brentford, in tenth

@AFCmiti @CFCMid @FabrizioRomano I have hope but your team is hopeless.😌

Mikel Arteta on signings: “The problem is that we have only one striker and to cope for that many months until Gabriel Jesus is back isn’t easy”. ⚪️🔴 #AFC “We have to get the most out of the players that we have at the moment. If we can have some reinforcements, great”.

Someone come collect Augustus Gloop

@Adam_PVFC @wilfbha @AdamNovis 😂😂😂😂😂

@wilfbha @AdamNovis 2 days into the year and we’ve already found the biggest virgin on Twitter

"Champions League money bro trust me Arsenal can't compete with this"

@anabelle_dawn @ANDREWTATEG0AT @Asensii20 @GretaThunberg 😂😂😂😂😂

@ANDREWTATEG0AT @Asensii20 @GretaThunberg That does sound like his sort of thing

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

@LKKesse @sportbible If you where that popular you wouldn't have paid for twitter blue

Paul Robinson praising Ivan Toney talking about his “Pace” and “Strength” just say the word you want to say man

@piersmorgan You’re still fat and butters

That wasn’t a penalty.

@254nomadd @mythbuster07 @messimo_30 @TeamCRonaldo But Rooney had a better United career which was the original point

@is_ffl @mythbuster07 @messimo_30 @TeamCRonaldo 😂 that’s not the point.. Ronaldo has had the better career overall, no one’s questioning that .. point is who has had the bigger impact at UTD

No player in Manchester United’s history even came close.