
Dean Paladin
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Dean Paladin
@DeanHasArrived
I am the three second delay from when you stub your toe to when you start feeling the pain.
















@androgenic_ if you need a stack to talk to women you’re cooked nigga


A Cybertruck just beat a Porsche 911 in a quarter mile while towing another Porsche behind it. The future is electric and it's dragging the past behind it...


Clavicular on steroids: “It’s literally a video game cheat code” “When I first started lifting, I was really into pharmacology and steroid usage. It was literally like a video game cheat code. That’s what it almost feels like. When I had access to all these things, it seemed so ridiculous to try to play the game fair” “I started to blow up quite quickly in terms of muscle mass, but I was lifting in a huge caloric surplus, so I turned into kind of like a blob. It was prioritizing physique and mass over leanness and angularity”














