Dean Ludbrook

And we kept it UK

@JohnGal43689651 @indykaila @NUFC Marbella 1 Gal 0

@DeanLudbrook @indykaila @NUFC He’s Liverpool fan from kid , soon they came in he was off

Exclusive 💣 There is real concern at the club on Alexander Isak’s state of mind 😔 If the player was forced to stay at @NUFC⬇️ The management team believes the player state of mind will affect his performances on the pitch. The valuation 📈 could dropped if sold in January.

@elonmusk @TheSlyStallone Did he tell you how to use the seashells ?

I was telling @TheSlyStallone that I just watched Demolition Man again and how well it predicted the crazy woke future 30 years ago!

@ToonMouthTyne What like Liverpool and van dijk ?

When Jermaine Jenas sees a bit of skirt in the BBC studios:

England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 vs Spain 🇪🇸 giveaway! If England win Euro 2024 on Sunday, we’ll giveaway a pair of Stone Island ghost shorts 👻 Retweet & follow @LabelMenswear to enter

@stoneynufc @_Sha_Mon_ There’ll be plenty more of that done in the future as well I’ve just watched someone’s highlight clip of the geordie maradona it was 5 seconds long with a goal against West Ham in a friendly , can’t recall to many assists either

@DeanLudbrook @_Sha_Mon_ Aye, Anderson will be third choice in his position alone behind joelinton and willock, never mind as a midfield option. Weve just made £40-50m clear profit on a bloke who has never kicked a ball for us and a young lad who has looked decent a few times but never scored a goal.

Genuine question, if Minteh is as good as everyone on Twitter thinks how come Liverpool haven’t bought him ? Salah has 1 year left likely to leave end of the season , worked under Slot last season and 30m is nothing to them #NUFC

@stoneynufc @_Sha_Mon_ Even Anderson mate when everyone is fit he’s way down the pecking order it would have come to a point where he’d need to go out on loan to get the game time needed less games this season might have been different with UEFA cup or something

@_Sha_Mon_ @DeanLudbrook 😂😂. Im seeing the same people justifying selling Anderson, who we have seen play and know he can play at this level, although it is only potential at the minute. If this PSR nonsense is sorted by selling those 2 then so be it. Wouldnt mind Alanga coming this way though 🤣

@Nufc2Everything Tosspot alert 🚨

Thankyou Yankuba Minteh you have done more for this club than Miguel Almiron has and you haven’t even kicked a f*cking ball wearing black and white. #NUFC

@Hendy__10 @stoneynufc @Grewza Called it on Scott’s stag said he’ll never wear a Newcastle shirt he’d get loaned out until he’s sold , Same ppl don’t want DCL because of his injuries yet want to pay £60m for Olise who only started 14 prem games last season

@stoneynufc @Grewza Thats it, if we don’t do this then it’s likely one of your best players will go as there’ll be plenty of takers for Bruno, Isak, Gordon etc. I’d rather a kid who hasn’t kicked a ball for us in Minteh go than one of our top, established players.

Wasn’t the biggest whinge last season that the squad wasn’t good enough? Going off the current rumours doesnt it look like thats what they’re trying to strengthen? I fully believe their will also be first team signings, the window opened last Friday for crying out loud.

Square pegs

If Harry Kane scores first vs Serbia, we will giveaway a pair of Stone Island cargo shorts! Retweet & follow @LabelMenswear to enter Come on England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@Dike53854542 @jsuttonwrites @NUFC Keep munching lettuce

@jsuttonwrites @NUFC he will get sacked anyway

DUBRAVKA SAVES AND WE GO THROUGH!!!!! Blackburn: ❌☑️☑️☑️❌ NUFC: ☑️❌☑️☑️☑️ #NUFC // #EmiratesFACup

@ScottishPatterr Bruno Fernandez has lost the plot

Christmas dinner with a twist

@crazyclipsonly @crossy_phil

What is the capital city of Thailand?

@JamesMilner saved you the click

@layton1984 @cyp_toon Absolutely horrific them two plebs

@cyp_toon @DeanLudbrook FFS

All this while giving the dog a wank 😂