Dean (Waffle House) Portman

so apparently the the cops can still give the birthday boy a dui #notsohappybirthday

how fast id be putting out bangers during tourney time #myprime #imwashed

who wanna start a bapple monoploy @wyattdickerson0 @LeVeon__Bell ???

@MonsterTha52450 busch lime clears anyway

The guys who are jizzing there pants over bapple need to chill

@njbird69 @TheJuice3232 @brennanhuff67 @mark_sanchez66 @bobbyportis1x @khrismid22 @VitKrejci_27 @butkusd1ck @ayodosun22 noted.

@DeanPortman122 @TheJuice3232 @brennanhuff67 @mark_sanchez66 @bobbyportis1x @khrismid22 @VitKrejci_27 @butkusd1ck @ayodosun22 Noah J Birds the name pal

@TheJuice3232 @brennanhuff67 @mark_sanchez66 @bobbyportis1x @DeanPortman122 @khrismid22 @VitKrejci_27 @butkusd1ck @ayodosun22 Wsg

🍎 BUSCH LIGHT APPLE IS BACK 🍎 You asked, we listened. Busch Light Apple is officially back and available nationwide!

White 🥷🏼s will act all hood and tough then come home to their 3 season porch

me watching my scramble partner try to hit a stinger over a pond (hes a 30 handicap)

@Youngblood17417 Dean, you are definitely right. I definitely had a lot to drink that night

@DeanPortman122 Dear Mr. Portman I am currently very high right now but if im not mistaken you are smoking the cigar the opposite way your supposed to be. Dean👊👊

@LeVeon__Bell Idk what delta ur on

Fuck delta.

@wyattdickerson0 I saw you starting at her and she whispered something to her boyfriend when she saw you. I think that disgust look and the notifying of the flight attendant while pointing at you is just her playing hard to get. Shoot your shot and don't leave that gym until it goes in 🤜🏿🤛🏿

Anyone have thoughts on the mile high club? On the flight to spring break and this rocket gave me the signal.

@MonsterTha52450 @Nebraska @MonsterTha52450 Go fuck yourself, and go big red -Wafflehouse

@nebraska Fuck You Sincerely, Cookie Monster

@GoferBender @KarlWestHockey Checks out #squid

@KarlWestHockey Umm I’m a Burnsville graduate

@mark_sanchez66 All im hearing is mark has to get in the weight room more, you know what the legendary justin gaethje said about these situations. #fitfo

#markgotraped please spread awareness

@joe___palmer She's goin before she even hop on that flight. From a seasoned vet I would just do the ole hand on the shoulder and let him know that the H is putting her in the walls of Jericho #houstonchronicles

@DeanPortman122 heard my buddy’s girl is headed to the H, how do I let him down easy

Sorry I missed the function last night fellas I was out gambling with my folks. What did I miss? @mark_sanchez66 @LeVeon__Bell @wyattdickerson0

@LeVeon__Bell goon dont stop cus of some lame ass class 🤣🤣#sexaddiction

These public school kids are different #grit

@KarlSouthHockey @LeVeon__Bell Beers are pouring the whole time im open tn!!! (Always open) #wafflehouse

@DeanPortman122 @LeVeon__Bell Dean, Woke up and got on here early to wish you a happy birthday buddy, have a great fucking day my #Brotha ❄️🍻 #LongLiveKyleAndWilly #wafflehouse beers on me tonight buddy Karl(south)

A year ago today my life changed. For the better. #veryhappybirthday

Congrats @LeVeon__Bell

@grok can the cops give out DUIs if it's your birthday??