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Dean Mirtle

Dean Mirtle

@Dean_Myrtleking

What do you call it when Batman skips church? "Christian Bale."

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Roxyfem@Roxy_Fem·
like my song?
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Dean Mirtle@Dean_Myrtleking·
@preinitiative Been playing these shitty superhero slop mobile games in my early days. I’ll name another iconic one, “Rope hero”
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Dean Mirtle@Dean_Myrtleking·
@v2TokyoGhost Cyclops bro I’m sorry that I ate your onions and cream cheese piringles
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dre
dre@v2TokyoGhost·
holy fuckin shit
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velvetꕤ
velvetꕤ@issueseffect·
It's terrifying how there's a high chance of micheal being a p€do yet you'll see millions of people defend him with their life
Lee Elms@JWIMYS

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Duckling_en
Duckling_en@Chibgy·
@Touyarokii some guy was commissioned to make gore fetish art and he did the commission, and to make himself feel better he drew that version of her being taken care of afterwards
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RYAN OTTLEY
RYAN OTTLEY@RyanOttley·
@skottieyoung Wow! Hilarious. So far favorite line ever, "i'm not bullshitting this out of my butthole."
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RYAN OTTLEY
RYAN OTTLEY@RyanOttley·
@EdenJellybeanz I lied, Eden. I’m a liar. A scoundrel. A fiend. A butthole.
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RYAN OTTLEY
RYAN OTTLEY@RyanOttley·
@derekdraws If you think a comic with words like butthole and diarrhea in it are done in good taste you might be broken!
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Dean Mirtle
Dean Mirtle@Dean_Myrtleking·
@evilyujiitadori And I’m also looking forward to see Jonathan (if we even get him) he so cool.
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Dean Mirtle@Dean_Myrtleking·
@1xKaito__ That’s normal. When I get hit I have them too. Then i remember I did something to deserve it
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Skydance
Skydance@Skydance_1·
@Sephanade Kimiko is a hard shell outside but very soft inside. I will pick her
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Jay bull@Sephanade·
Be honest… which one of these mfs would you actually let babysit your kid?
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zlongz
zlongz@TheAvatarLang·
what’s wrong with being a bbc chaser
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nemo🇵🇸
nemo🇵🇸@_nesmam·
FUCK FUCK OMMMGGG If my little sister DIES, Her death will be caused by your silence... I have been begging you for two months to help my little sister who has lost 21 kilos due to malnutrition gofund.me/2e0da262e Or paypal.me/mohajayyab
nemo🇵🇸@_nesmam

I BEG YOU, SHE DOESN'T DESERVE TO DIE LOLO NEEDS MILK AND FOOD I BEG YOU Her death will be caused by ur silence... I have been begging u for 2 months to help my little sis who has lost 21 kg due to malnutrition pls help gofund.me/2e0da262e Or paypal.me/mohajayyab

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Skerychi
Skerychi@lavenderxliquor·
would you rather be aborted as a fetus or die in a war as an autonomous, conscious person with a life, answer quickly
.@Kneegrowfatigue

@marionumber4 ??

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Dean Mirtle@Dean_Myrtleking·
@mirarubii What’s she doing with all that helluva boss
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