Dear ______

Barista: I'm sorry we ran out of cake pops Customer: well I have 4 kids in the car Barista: I'm sorry maybe wear a condom?

Love when people just reach their hand out and don’t make eye contact #goodmorning #baristaproblems

When your store runs out of Christmas espresso #ImgPlay

What #dearcustomer says: “this is damaged” What DC means: “I can see a dry drip of paint inside a ceramic pumpkin and this is unacceptable.”

#dearbarista I see my drink on the counter so please end your conversation and make it Kindly, Customer

#dearprofessor don’t be a dick and lecture AFTER a test. No one is listening

Openers don't day dot so closers throw it out and then the openers complain oh what a beautiful cycle #baristaproblems

"No yawning you work at a coffee shop" Me:

#DearCustomer: I want a cappuccino but with more milk and hardly any foam. Me: That's a latte.

If you honk in the drive thru you're getting decaf

When the manager schedules 18 people with them, and leaves you with the worst 2 employees to close. #retailproblems

M:You have a chip card. Swipes. M:You can insert it. Swipes. M:Cuz you have the chip in your card. Swipes. Swipes. Swipes. #dearcustomer

Then, coffee. Then, coffee.

Customer: do you have pumpkin spice Barista: no 😏😏😏😏 C: welll I saw a snapchat and... B: no.

I get so much pleasure from telling the basics that we don't have pumpkin yet. #ByeFelicia

Me: would you like whipped cream? #DearCustomer shouts their name at me. Me: ... is that a no?

#DearCustomer: sorry in advance- my drink is really complicated. Me: oh boy. DC only asks for extra pumps and soy milk. Me: 🙏

Thank you so much for this generous tip!

Walking into work tomorrow after a weekend of regrets

Customer: Hey so your toilet wouldn't stop running so I kicked it and now it's flooding your bathroom you may want to call a plumber Me: