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Your daily advice column from a completely untrained professional SWAGing suggestions. It's killer! 🔪

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Dear Stabby
Dear Stabby@Dear_Stabby_·
@NatashaCL7 You were eating a banana??? 👀 I ugh... I didn't notice... nice shirt though... 😍 Especially the lacey trim on top of tit! 😳 IT!!! I meant IT... lacey trim on top of IT!!!
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Natasha Carter
Natasha Carter@NatashaCL7·
Assert dominance by maintaining eyes contact while eating a banana.🍌
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Steve 🇺🇸
Steve 🇺🇸@SteveLovesAmmo·
Worst I’ve felt in a hot minute. Good night everyone.
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Marlayna
Marlayna@Marlayna29·
How would you feel if your partner was always on their phone whenever you tried to have a conversation with them?
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Mistress Dividend
Mistress Dividend@mistressdivy·
It’s attractive when a man admits he has feelings for you, and makes it clear he wants you.
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Kai
Kai@kairo7news·
Cropping my ex out because I look too good to waste this photo to delete 😂
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Derrick Evans
Derrick Evans@DerrickEvans4WV·
Congresswoman Lauren Boebert: “…Why is everybody so horny here?
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Alyona
Alyona@askaya·
Moscow vs. London Which city would you much rather visit?
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John Keas
John Keas@suralargonus·
@Dear_Stabby_ @ZOrtiz99 To be honest...She looks the type that would order a ton of expensive stuff, then likely just eat a tiny nibble off a single leaf of lettuce from the salad and be full.
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💥LoLo💥
💥LoLo💥@ZOrtiz99·
What would you call this body type?!
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Mindy MF Robinson 🦄
Mindy MF Robinson 🦄@iheartmindy·
I always wanted one of those sit down fancy vanities to do my hair and make-up in. 🥹🩷 But with limited space in the Airstream....temporarily propping up a $10 mirror from a discount store and sitting on the tub will work just the same. 🔮🩷🦄
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Steve 🇺🇸
Steve 🇺🇸@SteveLovesAmmo·
Not feeling the greatest. See you guys in a little while.
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Dear Stabby
Dear Stabby@Dear_Stabby_·
@NatashaCL7 😮 That's pretty decent for mid April! This was four years ago... good ole April showers! 🤣
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Natasha Carter
Natasha Carter@NatashaCL7·
It’s officially warm enough for me to post this video. (Even if it’s gonna get cold again.)🤪
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Dear Stabby
Dear Stabby@Dear_Stabby_·
@Mericamemed I'm not saying she failed, but if I were her, those would be grenades...
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MERICA MEMED
MERICA MEMED@Mericamemed·
Yes, you have failed. Quite literally
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Dear Son.
Dear Son.@DearS_o_n·
Name a huge scam that has been normalised?
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Dear Stabby
Dear Stabby@Dear_Stabby_·
@Rainorshine7775 @ZOrtiz99 ... wait.... hold on... one sec... ... What babe? I'm sorry, do you have a grilled nugget or can you remove the batter from this one and cut it in half so the can take the other piece home for lunch tomorrow.
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Yeti-Eddy
Yeti-Eddy@Rainorshine7775·
@Dear_Stabby_ @ZOrtiz99 “We’ll take one chicken McNugget” Cashier: “Would you like the 6, 8, or the 10 count?” “Just one please, a single nugget” Cashier: 😳
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Sarah Sizzle
Sarah Sizzle@sizzle_sarah·
What species is she? 🤔
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Desiree
Desiree@DesireeAmerica4·
New commercial just dropped. ​Last summer, American Eagle and Sydney Sweeney triggered an absolute meltdown. They ran a campaign playing on her great genes, and the internet lost its mind. Critics screamed eugenics propaganda, politicians weighed in, and a massive culture war raged over a pair of pants. ​Today, they brought her back. But this time, she plays it completely cool. No biological puns, no baiting the mob, just a fully buttoned-up denim fit and a 😏 smirk. They refused to apologize, kept their superstar, and completely flipped the script. What do you think?
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