Debbie Mercer

He makes me cry😭😭

People are absolute creeps 😂

Nah when I was 7 my grandad gave me a burnt copy dvd of the first few episodes of still game for my birthday, and I’ve just realised I’ve been watching still game on loop for 20 years. TWENTY years 😂 never gets old

I wish you didn’t get punted out of hospital 6 hours after having your baby, I would of loved a wee day or two just me and my baby girl🤱🏼🤍

@xxx_lorncoote @plorny Hahaha a wee Diet Coke cures everything 😂😂

Got a cute new little bottle for my Diet Coke

I hope the new train track they’re building behind my house doesn’t scare off the wee family of deer that live behind my garden love seeing them out my window 😢 🦌

Why do Aldi’s not do delivery? Like seriously how do mums get a food shop? car seat doesn’t fit in the trolly, the baby seats are all wet, my basket under the buggy isn’t big enough and yes it has to be aldi because maternity wage is awful 😅

Had to get the flu jab when I was pregnant and I’ve had nothing but the cold ever since 🙄

When it’s time for Ava to go to school it’s a big fat no from me, hate seeing posts about kids getting bullied or being left out 😫 she can stay with her mummy forever x

@McDonaldsUK Meeeee🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️

Happy #RandomActsOfKindnessDay, besties! Hands up if you #FancyAMcDonalds? 🙋 3,2,1… Go! 👇

Had a migraine the other day and a can honestly say I’d rather give birth every day for the rest of my life than ever have a migraine again 😅

6 weeks pp so time to get my arse in gear 😆💪🏼

Stuck in a freezing cold bath because Avas asleep in her Moses basket next to me and I don’t want to wake her by running the hot tap🤣

Tin of vasaline ended up in the washing machine and ruined the majority of my new clothes 🙃

Makes me sad that because someone let their small dog attack my dog twice on separate occasions that he now hates wee dogs coming up to him and growls/snaps at them, he was fine before that 🥺🤍

Next idiot who wants to park their car in my arsehole I’m no gonny hesitate to ram my door or my buggy into them, 2nd day in a row 😠

First year ever I’m no stressed about Christmas gifts, spending time with loved ones and eating good food is what’s important ❤️

Mad that over 6 years ago me and cammy always said we loved the name Ava for a little girl if we ever had one, now we have our own little Ava 🤍

Went to register my baby girl yesterday and they looked for my birth certificate and turns out my dad registered my name wrong, my names suppose to be double barrelled yet he’s put it as my middle name 🤣

Honestly if someone told me a few months ago that I’d have a baby I’d never have believed them, best wee girl ever 🤍

Walked in the hospital up the lift and into the labour ward by myself with my baby’s head coming out while cammy tried to park the car and still the only part of my labour I hated was getting the Covid test 🤣🤣