Deborah Bonilla

Left lane is ticket risking only.

@deelajones I have to be somewhere at 1. I’m getting ready now and I already know I’ll be late. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣

@deelajones Same.

@deelajones They were bigger when I was breast feeding and then shriveled up after. 🤦🏻‍♀️

@deelajones Mine shrunk after the baby.

These fitness gurus who get paid to workout want to post about how we all have the same 24 hrs. No the fuck we don’t. I go to work, but and make my own unsponsored meals, have a newborn and then have to hope I can shit in peace never mind go to the gym. Please go away.

All I ever see if single people giving relationship advice. Okay, so you know what doesn’t work. But do you know what does work?!

@deelajones It’s the unfollow and then followed again for me. Aren’t you embarrassed?! I’m embarrassed for them.

New to the mom club. Are we doing thong bikinis to the kids water park or nah?! 🤣

Suns out, buns out.

@Johnny_Ek I have over 6k you can delete for me. 🤣

If you turned your heat on today. You’re disgusting.

It’s finally over 60 degrees in NY. I’m ready to sit in beach traffic.

I be in the gym just thinking about food.

My car ain’t locked until I click it 36 times.

I’m a sweaty bitch. So I don’t want to hear shit this summer when I’m out here showing off the mom bod.

@deelajones Lmaoooooooo facts

You got 2 years after high school to review your highlights. After that, shut the fuck up.

How do I say “shut the fuck up” in Spanish?!

People who talk in shared spaces with their phone on speaker are assholes.