Deborah Bonilla

Left lane is ticket risking only.

@deelajones I have to be somewhere at 1. I’m getting ready now and I already know I’ll be late. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣

Idk why it takes me three hours to get to get ready

@deelajones Same.

When I’m in the stores and I see people from high school , I walk the other way before they see me. 😭

@deelajones They were bigger when I was breast feeding and then shriveled up after. 🤦🏻‍♀️

@Deborahb_143 No way !? In my family they just seem to get even bigger after a baby 🥲

Nah I need a breast reduction. . My boobs are too damn big 😩

These fitness gurus who get paid to workout want to post about how we all have the same 24 hrs. No the fuck we don’t. I go to work, but and make my own unsponsored meals, have a newborn and then have to hope I can shit in peace never mind go to the gym. Please go away.

All I ever see if single people giving relationship advice. Okay, so you know what doesn’t work. But do you know what does work?!

@deelajones It’s the unfollow and then followed again for me. Aren’t you embarrassed?! I’m embarrassed for them.

This 🥴

New to the mom club. Are we doing thong bikinis to the kids water park or nah?! 🤣

Suns out, buns out.

@Johnny_Ek I have over 6k you can delete for me. 🤣

When I get bored I delete emails.

If you turned your heat on today. You’re disgusting.

It’s finally over 60 degrees in NY. I’m ready to sit in beach traffic.

I be in the gym just thinking about food.

My car ain’t locked until I click it 36 times.

I’m a sweaty bitch. So I don’t want to hear shit this summer when I’m out here showing off the mom bod.

@deelajones Lmaoooooooo facts

Some of y’all really didn’t age well . . I hate that for y’all 🥴

You got 2 years after high school to review your highlights. After that, shut the fuck up.

How do I say “shut the fuck up” in Spanish?!

People who talk in shared spaces with their phone on speaker are assholes.