Decade Scrolling

Couldn’t fall asleep until 2, woke up at 5, now wondering around Mayfair at 6 eating a Pret croissant. I’m loving the dream.

@SethxTyler Girl don’t do it

six weeks of breathing clean air i still miss the smoke

Didn’t get a ticket to Lily Allen tonight, spending my night carrying on with Stranger Things instead seems ironic 🥲

“That stranger thing guy is a real tit isn’t he?” is what my black cab driver said when I said I was seeing Lily Allen tomorrow night. 🙂‍↕️

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed in a theatre as much as I did tonight. Go see Oh Mary.

Lily Allen in the National Portrait Gallery where she belongs. You can’t deny the cultural impact of West End Girl.

@HUGEFANROBBIE @lilyallen Us

Cannot believe I got a ticket for @lilyallen tomorrow Been trying since the tickets got released on presale!!!

Why am I exclusively attracting men whose birth year begins with 20 right now

Why is the temperature -11 and feels like -21 in March 😩. I’m getting out of here.

When the truth finally comes out and you were right about everything:

At a concert tonight and it’s not Lily Allen

No one has ever looked this glamorous singing about a sex addict.

@iamfabio You’re getting her to sign stuff she didn’t know existed.

The bullshit being her clocking me with two 7” vinyl to get signed and her saying ‘You’re never empty handed’ while in the middle of taking a photo with someone else 💀🫣

She’s had just about enough of your bullshit.

RIP “Bay Days”, Katy Perry would have loved you.

It was a missed opportunity @louistheroux to not use 4chan Stan as the theme song for the Manosphere.

The concept of Katy Perry being asked if she’s collecting stamps at Loblaws.

Everyone’s talking about the receipts 🤭nytimes.com/2026/03/11/sty…

@DecadeScrolling Rawdog it 🤣

Hit my head and the closest urgent care that isn't a&e is an hour away and I do not feel safe driving myself there 🤣