Decaticon
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Decaticon
@Decaticon
Funny Twitter Guy. Letterboxd: https://t.co/12J6VG1Jww Love of my life: @yanitaoo


Someone sneezed so I said bless you & then I sneezed literally a minute later & she didn’t say it back. Be careful out there guys there’s a lot of evil spirited people walking among us in society




rewatched Far From Home last night and it is abysmal dogshit but every now and then you get a moment like this and for the next 5 seconds it's a comedic masterpiece





The most intelligent being God ever made is currently in hell and he's going nowhere. he was the sharpest mind in the court and it made him unbearable. every other angel sat in presence and was content. he sat in presence and dissected it, picked apart the mechanics of divine light like some wretched little academic pulling wings off his own nature, trying to figure out why it flies. God said stop and he couldn't. not wouldn't, couldn't. the thinking had become him. there was no seventh day. just one permanent grinding four in the morning dissertation on why God does what God does, until the question ate through his floor and he fell through it. and he's still falling still thinking. and the worst part, is he finally got the answer. he understood everything perfectly and it still changed nothing. because understanding God and loving God are not the same thing. one of them will save you and the other will eat you alive



uhhh i'm i tripping why are the sides of his blue section so much darker









Why do Americans pronounce the name Craig as "Cregg", that's something that's always bothered me.




My girlfriend is showing me excerpts from a musical adaptation of The Odyssey called Epic: the Musical, and I can’t comprehend someone taking this shit seriously










