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Declan Brooks

@DeclanFunnynFat

Funny Fat from Philly; I travel for work and do comedy in every city I visit. show/mic clips, funny stuff, and a day in my life. come hang out! hmu to come thru

Philadelphia, PA Katılım Mart 2014
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Declan Brooks
Declan Brooks@DeclanFunnynFat·
@Popeyes has the worse customer service. You can’t speak to anyone on the phone, and they don’t return your requests for assistance.
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Declan Brooks@DeclanFunnynFat·
@podbean I published an episode at 7am today. Still isn’t available on any of my streaming platforms. Never had this issue before. Something wrong?
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Declan Brooks@DeclanFunnynFat·
In Ohio and I stopped at a convenience store to get a pipe to smoke some weed. With a wide “variety”, the guy asked me which one I wanted. I said the one for weed not the ones for smoking crack. He understood what I meant I think 😂
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Declan Brooks@DeclanFunnynFat·
@Naim__Ali Not once in my life have I ever experienced a skinny part of my body. Lucky!
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Abiyoyo
Abiyoyo@Naim__Ali·
Ya dick ever get skinny in the middle sometimes?
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Declan Brooks@DeclanFunnynFat·
I just grabbed a care package for a homeless guy. It’s freezing out today. So I grabbed him some warm food and essentials at @Walmart Tell me why I had to fight my self not to eat one of this man’s sandwiches I bought?! To bear fair it’s a pulled pork Sammy! #payitforward!
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Declan Brooks@DeclanFunnynFat·
Having crowd work comebacks you wish you thought of on stage is the same as shower arguments with your high school bullies. Prove me wrong!
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Declan Brooks@DeclanFunnynFat·
In Cali there’s taco/tamale trucks literally every where in Stockton. I’m such a fat bastard, I looked up how to ask “is this cash only” in Spanish to make the communication easier. It’s ridiculous for that to be the reason I know that now 😂😂
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Declan Brooks@DeclanFunnynFat·
Best believe the gps screws up my song, I’m starting that jam over!
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Declan Brooks@DeclanFunnynFat·
I have big “eats in a Chinese buffet by himself” energy 😤
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Declan Brooks@DeclanFunnynFat·
Kid had a fat Zyn diesel in!
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Declan Brooks@DeclanFunnynFat·
Great night at the Church of Satire!
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Declan Brooks@DeclanFunnynFat·
Trying to eat healthy, so I replaced junk food snacks with healthy snacks. One new snack is red bell peppers and cottage cheese. I’m just eating the same quantity of food but now it’s cottage cheese, and peppers. I didn’t get any fatter, but man do I stink now! Happy Saturday!
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Declan Brooks@DeclanFunnynFat·
This week Declan meets up with NYC comedian Alex Tomaselli, an OG comedy friend for Declan and his humble joke beginnings in Connecticut in the year 2022! We talk about naughty words, underage gambling with our dads, Womens, and much more!
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