Declan Brooks

Did an awesome ep with @mikerecine this week! Go check it out where ever you listen to shit while working ! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/let…

@elonmusk last night I saw some of your beautiful handiwork scattered between the starry night over Meredith, NH overwhelming and surreal! @Starlink @NHLakeWinni

@Popeyes has the worse customer service. You can’t speak to anyone on the phone, and they don’t return your requests for assistance.

@podbean I published an episode at 7am today. Still isn’t available on any of my streaming platforms. Never had this issue before. Something wrong?

In Ohio and I stopped at a convenience store to get a pipe to smoke some weed. With a wide “variety”, the guy asked me which one I wanted. I said the one for weed not the ones for smoking crack. He understood what I meant I think 😂

@Naim__Ali Not once in my life have I ever experienced a skinny part of my body. Lucky!

Ya dick ever get skinny in the middle sometimes?

If you haven’t already! Go listen to my episode with @_LUMP ! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/let…

I just grabbed a care package for a homeless guy. It’s freezing out today. So I grabbed him some warm food and essentials at @Walmart Tell me why I had to fight my self not to eat one of this man’s sandwiches I bought?! To bear fair it’s a pulled pork Sammy! #payitforward!

Having crowd work comebacks you wish you thought of on stage is the same as shower arguments with your high school bullies. Prove me wrong!

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

In Cali there’s taco/tamale trucks literally every where in Stockton. I’m such a fat bastard, I looked up how to ask “is this cash only” in Spanish to make the communication easier. It’s ridiculous for that to be the reason I know that now 😂😂

Best believe the gps screws up my song, I’m starting that jam over!

I have big “eats in a Chinese buffet by himself” energy 😤

The McDonald’s app @McDonalds I ❤️u

Kid had a fat Zyn diesel in!

Did a fun episode with these guys today! Go check it out! Find em live M-F at 9am EST

Monday Morning Already? - EP573 twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

Great night at the Church of Satire!

Trying to eat healthy, so I replaced junk food snacks with healthy snacks. One new snack is red bell peppers and cottage cheese. I’m just eating the same quantity of food but now it’s cottage cheese, and peppers. I didn’t get any fatter, but man do I stink now! Happy Saturday!

This week Declan meets up with NYC comedian Alex Tomaselli, an OG comedy friend for Declan and his humble joke beginnings in Connecticut in the year 2022! We talk about naughty words, underage gambling with our dads, Womens, and much more!

See ya Saturday! Catch me on the 9pm show @notarealchurch #goodkarmacomedyfestival