Dakota Hoffman

Boy howdy this has been a week. Feels like I've been raw doggin life wrapped in sand paper. Come hangout while I play #ArenaBreakoutInfinite and ramble about random stuff! #live #tiktok @dclascountry/live?enter_from_merge=share&enter_method=share_copy_link" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">tiktok.com/@dclascountry/… twitch.tv/dclascountry

It's raining outside and it's Sunday so you know what that means! That's right wet t-shirt contest at the local piggly wiggly! Come hangout while I play #ArenaBreakoutInfinite and ramble about random stuff! #live #tiktok @dclascountry/live?enter_from_merge=share&enter_method=share_copy_link" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">tiktok.com/@dclascountry/…

Just got off the phone with your sister. Turns out she isn't as flexible as she used to be. . I'm playing #ArenaBreakoutInfinite and hanging out! Come chill with me. #live #twitch #TwitchAffilate twitch.tv/dclascountry

In the wise words of my dad, never shit where you eat cupcakes. I'm playing #ArenaBreakoutInfinite and hanging out! Come chill with me. #live #twitch #TwitchAffilate twitch.tv/dclascountry

Hear ye hear ye, Let's all try to troll people right when they spawn in. I'm playing #ArenaBreakoutInfinite and hanging out! Come chill with me. #live #twitch #TwitchAffilate twitch.tv/dclascountry

@JakeSucky I don't want it. I need it. My wife seen this and went crazy. The woman literally has never given a damn about her keyboard. The woman fell in love with it. I'd love to make her happy.

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Wife: “i think i wanna get one of those vibration plates you stand on and it helps with blood flow and recovery” Internal dialogue: “those are stupid gimmick” Mental image: Wife’s ass jiggling as she stands on it Me: “Thats a great idea! You should order one”

It's been a few days... So lemme start by saying that you look breedable and submissive. Next, is it just me or is that frog talking about getting a Brazilian wax.... Playing apex... #live #twitch #TwitchAffilate twitch.tv/dclascountry

Yall it's been a rough day. Imma take the night off and focus on other stuff. Appreciate y'all. I'll be on tomorrow night

Just got off the phone with the CIA they confirmed that birds really are spy drones. #live #twitch #TwitchAffilate twitch.tv/dclascountry

If no one bought you flowers yesterday, don't forget they're 50% off today and you can get candy as well! Always remember you don't have to be lonely at Walmart only.com #live #twitch #TwitchAffilate twitch.tv/dclascountry

For valentines day I got your spouse some tube steak with gravy for dinner. Dessert is pie.... Come hang out while I seige your cheeks #live #twitch #TwitchAffilate twitch.tv/dclascountry

ROSES ARE RED AND VIOLETS ARE BLUE. TOMORROW IS VALENTINES DAY. AND IMMA FILL YOU WITH GOO (consensually) click this link if you want to get hard or dry #live #twitch #TwitchAffilate twitch.tv/dclascountry

Last regular stream before I start work again. Not sure what my streams will be like once I'm back to working but I will keep you updated! Get the baby oil ready... #live #twitch #TwitchAffilate twitch.tv/dclascountry

I'm a magician! Now you see my pants. Now you don't! Having a pants party over here on stream come hang #live #twitch #TwitchAffilate twitch.tv/dclascountry

Sunday is for reminding everyone that @JoelOsteen is a fraud who will do everything in his power to get richer while those he preaches to grow poorer. Come hang out! #live #twitch #TwitchAffilate twitch.tv/dclascountry

Every time I rank up, it means your mom was thinking about me while in the shower. Come hang out while I play #RainbowSixSiege and discuss very important stuff. #live #twitch #TwitchAffilate twitch.tv/dclascountry

If we were in the alphabet. I'd put U before D and I before B. If you don't understand what I mean just ask in chat. Come hang out! #live #twitch #TwitchAffilate twitch.tv/dclascountry

Servers are back and so am I! #live #twitch #TwitchAffilate twitch.tv/dclascountry