Ded Katz Bounce

🚨💀 Ded Katz Bounce 💀🚨 - 2,500 unique katz - 0.02 $ETH per mint - several dope 1/1s - roadmaps are for nerdz - meow meow! 😺💀🖤💀🖤💀😺 dedkatzbounce.com

If you mint a kat, it will judge every single one of your wardrobe choices. NFA 😺🖤💀🖤😺

People who mint a kat are 92% more likely to trip over a kat when it materializes underfoot out of nowhere. NFA 😺🖤💀🖤😺

If you mint a kat, it will send your friends and family boxes full of hornets on their birthdays. NFA 🖤💀😺💀🖤💀😺💀🖤

If you mint a kat it will help to usher in the robot apocalypse! 😺🖤💀

Meow. 🧐

If you mint a kat, it will plan the perfect heist involving the local aquarium, a hot air balloon, 5,000 gallons of whipped cream, and an endangered white rhino. Your cut will be $1.32. NFA 🖤💀😺💀🖤💀😺💀🖤

If you mint a kat, it will make you chicken soup when you're sick, but instead of chicken, it will be tuna, and instead of soup, it will be water from the fish tank. NFA 🖤💀😺💀🖤💀😺💀🖤

Meow. 😺🔪🖤

People who mint a kat are 43% more likely to get fortune cookies with actually good fortunes in them. Not financial advice 😺🖤💀🖤😺

Katz make great babysitters! They can sit on babies all day without breaking a sweat! (Baby not included.) NFA 😺🖤💀🖤😺

If you mint a kat, it will play Pump Up the Jam by Technotronic at full volume on repeat! 😺💀🖤

If you invite a kat to a red carpet event, it will send a limo full of rabid squirrels in its stead. NFA 🖤💀😺💀🖤💀😺💀🖤

Mint a kat and it will commit robbery and arson on your behalf. NFA 😺💀🖤

Meow. 😺🖤💀

If you mint a kat, then you will own a kat. Follow me for more life hacks. 😺🖤💀"

Meow. 😎

If you mint a kat, it will meow with a British accent when you serve it the fancy stuff. NFA 🖤💀😺💀🖤💀😺💀🖤

If you mint a kat, it probably won't open a portal to dimensions full of lovecraftian horrors. NFA 😺🖤💀🖤😺

People who mint a kat are 21% more likely to join the Illuminati. NFA 😺🖤💀🖤😺

People who mint a kat are 58% more likely to be betrayed by their kat. NFA 😺🖤💀🖤😺