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@Pilotwife0360 @artistinchaos @Amy_Siskind Doesn't really make sense you retard.

@artistinchaos @Amy_Siskind Are you outing yourself? Get help, pervert

What happens in 48 hours when they don’t reopen the strait?

🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING: President Trump says “NATO IS A PAPER TIGER” without the US “COWARDS, and we will REMEMBER”

@Kingkiko61 @CattardSlim

@CattardSlim Trump never invoked NATO. He simply invited allies, who are members of NATO and many non-NATO members, to assist with the Strait of Hormuz. The fact these so-called allies of Europe not only balked but rebuked, says a lot. They are sunny day allies, only.

NATO is a defensive coalition & is triggered when a NATO Ally is attacked. NOT when an 80 year old deranged Madman starts an offensive war with NO PLAN, says he's won 5 times, & then begs for help like a dog.

@mbro1 Ah Middlesbrough, the club that everyone forgot about.

I was going to ask what time Newcastle kick off but apparently its every 10 minutes

@Joshnorton193 Ever heard of irony?

Muted this last night n come back to it this morning and it didn’t disappoint 😂😎 the most insecure fanbase in the league. Worth a read if you’ve got a spare 5 this morning

Any team photo in the dressing room tonight lads? @NUFC On the edge of my seat here

@LauraSco88 If it was the other way around, I'd be keeping my mouth firmly shut until Sunday afternoon 😂😂

If you’re gloating about Newcastle tonight, 4 days before the derby, then you haven’t been a Sunderland fan long enough.

@Josh94284827 @BladeoftheS Europe isn't a country you utter retard.

@BladeoftheS Don’t worry. We will worry about Europe when they are a Muslim country in about 15-20 years.

The USA is dying as a world power it is fading. Europe need to realise it's time to let the sinking ship sink, and take back control of their own future that they have let the USA control for 80 years.

@jacksonhinklle Your great leader is ruining your country and your reputation. It's lovely to see, you're looking just like the idiots you actually are.

🚨🇺🇸🇮🇷 BREAKING: Every country has REFUSED to help Trump REOPEN the Strait of Hormuz 🇩🇪 Germany: "What does Trump expect from a handful of European frigates that the powerful US Navy can't do? This is not our war, and we didn't start it" 🇦🇺 Australia: "We won’t be sending a ship to the Strait of Hormuz" 🇬🇧 UK: "Reopening the Strait is not a simple task. The UK will not be drawn into a wider war" 🇫🇷 France: "There is no question of sending any vessels to the Strait of Hormuz" 🇯🇵 Japan: "Circumstances do not warrant military participation from Japan” 🇰🇷 South Korea: "We are closely monitoring President Trump’s remarks" 🇨🇳 China: No Comment (to be expected)

@Melo_lfc Aggressively 😂😂😂

Newcastle appreciation tweet . Took 3 points from United . Took 4 points from Villa . Took 5 points from Chelsea . Gave us 6 points . Gave us Isak and Ekitike (aggressively)

@Greg_Larmouth @Regista10_ 😂😂😂😂

@Regista10_ Sometimes I’ll get a text off a pal asking to watch the match at the pub & I usually say I can’t because I have the kids or something. The truth is he talks a load of shite & has the worst takes during the match that I just can’t stand it. Your tweets remind me of that 🫡

Wissa doesn't acknowledge anyone, not even the camera He couldn't wait to get off the pitch Nowhere to be seen for team photo That cunt has come here for a fortune after forcing his move & stank up the place. Disgrace to the number 9 shirt. Take it off him. Not joking. #nufc

@tinysima You're talking as though they'd know the clubs history

I mean as a Man U fan you’d think twice before showing another club in a plane crash, right?

@IanDavidNoakes @bensprattjourn And, we don't pretend to be anything we're not. You think 'you're back'. And it's hilarious.

@DedLong13 @bensprattjourn Over the past few decades, Newcastle have been awful and played one game per week – so how come you haven't won the league yet? Or qualified for Europe more often? In a couple of weeks you'll be in just one competition – let's see how many games you win then.

Seeing Man Utd fans talk about Newcastle’s “cup final” is very, very funny. Newcastle have won a domestic cup final more recently than Man Utd have won a domestic cup match

@IanDavidNoakes @bensprattjourn Let's be honest, you're shit. You're literally 3rd because you play a game every two weeks. You're wank and it showed last night. Carrick at the wheel.

@bensprattjourn A Newcastle fan putting his club's silverware on the table up against Manchester United 👀 Seen it all now.

@jthemmings @JamesPearceLFC Never kicked a ball in your life

@JamesPearceLFC You don’t get booked for appealing, u get booked for diving. Going to ground unnecessarily to try and con the ref into giving a pen, which is what he did. The most unnatural way iv ever seen anyone fall to the ground

Ridiculous decision. He doesn't even appeal for a penalty. No attempt to con the ref.

Late kick off times them

@NUFC_Riley @LFC_211 @agbnufc_ @NUFC He watches alot of NUFC games. He's a Bites Merchant. Some life.

@LFC_211 @agbnufc_ @NUFC Why are u on a post about newcastle vs city?

Dan Burn has the ball in the net with a header from a Tonali free-kick but it's disallowed for offside. [2-1] 42'

@MiggyWorld @e_sunderland Sunderland AFC has never participated in the UEFA Champions League (or its predecessor, the European Cup). Therefore, zero fans have seen them play in it.

@JosephSpeckman @81481z @NUFCgallowgate @ChronicleNUFC Says the guy in a Newcastle thread 🤣

@81481z @NUFCgallowgate @ChronicleNUFC Most Newcastle fans lol

Chris Kavanagh 'to be suspended' after refusing to award Newcastle United three penalties and twice failing to send off Lucas Digne #NUFC [@ChronicleNUFC] #avfc

@GeordieCruyff @Magpie24_7 Yeah we spent nearly that last summer 😅

@Magpie24_7 It’s a shame because £200m probably doesn’t get you 4 elite players anymore. 2 or 3 yes

👨‍💼 The recruitment team, headed by Ross Wilson, recently wrapped up an intensive four-day summit on Tyneside to map out a 'monumental summer transfer strategy' The primary objective of these high-level meetings is to orchestrate a massive window where Newcastle could potentially spend upwards of £200m to reshape the squad 👀 ✍️ ​The club has set a clear mission to secure at least four elite "senior stars" to bolster the first XI and provide the quality needed to compete at the highest level. While Newcastle currently sit on 36 points after 26 games—marking a slight dip compared to the 41 points held at this same stage last year—the board remains calm. This reflects the deliberate decision to stay quiet during the January window, keeping their financial powder dry in anticipation of a truly transformational summer at St James' Park, according to The Chronicle. . ​#NUFC #NewcastleUnited #TransferNews #Magpie247 #EPL

@kendallrowanx We stand with the Mackems on this one.

Totally normal Liverpool replies