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they asked us my favourite colour 🙃

Put them kids back on zoom this traffic Is ridiculous

A+ headline.

@shmegularwife Me

Parents be like "boys are easier" and then their daughter has to save the family from ruin.

Seems insanely low for that kind of commute…

@laurengrab It’s every month too like damn

really didn’t want to start my new year off paying rent

BREAKING NEWS: The CDC has announced and confirmed that if you lean wit it, you are required to rock wit it.

The show MAID brought all the feels.. Sadly relatable on so many levels from my PREVIOUS relationship. Please call 1.800.799.7233 if you are in an abusive relationship or call me... I promise you the light is at the end of the tunnel❤️

Wow. New logo looks great. Thank you.

please adjust the spooky dial. turn it all the way up. it is time

Unfortunately, I do find everything funny lmao

“are u ok?” of course not next question

@trainnz_ Not a nurse but love babies 🥲

My 5 year plan is that a bible level miracle will happen

proposing a 5th wave of feminism that’s like “ok we tried the whole ‘women can do anything’ thing and it turns out it’s true but now we’ve decided we just don’t want to”

I need to spend money or i will pass out