Denise Atkins

@watsoncomedian Comedy Junction at the Station in Sutton Coldfield. Or Sutton Coldfield Town Hall

We're putting the next tour together and it's time for me, once again, to ask you to suggest venues. On this current tour there are (I think) fifteen shows that came from tweets like this. Ideally UK but I do sometimes do mad things. Let's go!

What an astonishingly good night with Dave Johns @Comedyjunction @StationLovesU. Utterly magical and brilliant to see the man so up close and personal. An all time highlight. Apologies for my husband 'Andy Bell' for bringing down the mood with his horror crash 'story'.

@baticamoomin I'm sorry for your loss. What a beautiful boy. X

Aragorn went peacefully in my arms just after 3pm today. He was 19. The vet was lovely and it was the best experience something like this could be. The man from the crematorium was incredibly kind and he will return his ashes to us in the next couple of days.

@colinbridgey On discord, Romantic Wallflowers! discord.gg/EBsZbchKya

looking for mature bridgerton stans who love all the ships, don’t hate on polin, aren’t bullies towards the actors… where are you guys at

@AmonWarmann Also, I think I'm in love with her now after that interview

@AmonWarmann She called you Honey!!

Had a lovely chat with Kate Winslet for this week’s #EmpirePodcast. Listen in!

@richardosman I'm invested.

IDEA FOR NEW COP CHARACTER *Cop sits in canteen, late 40s, grizzled, seen it all before* "I only like two things, eating chips and solving murders. And guess what? I'm all out of chips." *Cop gets up, looks around, slowly, politely joins the queue to get some more chips*

@chrismccausland This is fantastic

Finally, the worst kept Secret is no longer a secret…

@hansmollman Tbf it was short for Gordon and he did look VERY human

I feel like if you want to pretend your ape son blends into society don’t call him Gor, call him something like Daniel or Timothy

Just got served a FB ad for this DVD and now I have to see this, the DVD is £81

@hansmollman I loved this show and I have this DVD!!

Very insightful thread

@filled_popcorn I keep seeing this, that they were outside Gen's shop, but i maintain she had left the shop and walked down the road a little way before they met. So they are outside a different shop.

you cannot even call colin a gentleman in the street but a freak in the sheets because he is a freak in both, like why was he just ready to finger blast her directly in front of the modiste shop ON THE ROAD. 😭

Looking for a charity CEO to profile in the next issue - particularly keen to hear from women & underrepresented groups from charities with something interesting going on right now! Email melissa.moody@charitytimes.com

@laurawritesgood None of those. I say Cinnamon Whirl, not swirl.

@domisatwit OMG am I that old?!

My “little boy” graduated today!! So proud of him. Beautiful day in sunny Leeds too.

Nice to hear @IamHappyToast get a shout out on @TheTrawlPodcast. Also credit where it's due, it was a Happy Toast tweet that broke the news of Biden standing down for me as well!

@imagineremss Almost certainly missing out some absolute belters. So many I could name.

@imagineremss Jonny and the Baptists at this years Machynlleth Festival had me in fits. Joe Lycett's latest show in Birmingham #queensheath both funny and moving especially in front of a home crowd. Dara O'Briain 'you had to be there' (not the official name of the tour) in Birmingham

top 3 favourite comedy shows you’ve been to (can be stand up, any live show, tv recording etc) GO!! mine is definitely taskmaster s16 recording, buzzcocks recording, and off menu live!!

@adavidwrites Why does he look like he's wearing a tiara?

This is a picture of a married couple. I can’t explain why but it is

@MattHighton Pretty woman

Guilty pleasure film, go. Let’s see how sick you all are. Mines Armageddon.