Melvyn Deering

No voter: I’m voting No because we have no details on this Voice. Yes voter: Wrong. It’s outlined in detail in the Calma-Langton report. Read it. No voter: Ok, I read the report and I now see that this Voice is much bigger and more powerful than we have been led to believe, so I’m definitely voting No. Yes voter: Misinformation! We’re not voting on the Calma-Langton report!

@KendallWittwer Hey mate, what sort of yearly rainfall do you get in that area?

"Victoria acted dishonourably... and that sits uncomfortably with all of us." @GerardWhateley recaps the Victorian Government's decision to can the Comm Games. @WhateleySEN | #CommonwealthGames

Neser WTF 🤯

Can anyone remember that time Broad edged to slip, was given not out, and did not walk off in line with the spirit of cricket?

Trump posted the meme today.

@rtralphy Ken’s been great Ralphy, how many years do we do the hamster dance though? Great list, get some strong wins and form, then lose a prelim. He’s not Dan Andrews (say gday if you’re still getting coffee this morning) but he’s not Clarko either.

Another emotional Port win that had nothing to do with Ken Hinkley being a brilliant tactician. Fluked his way to 136 career wins over 11 years as coach👍 #AFLSaintsPower

@garbin_jack Piss fridge might get a rest

Hard to hate Collingwood at the moment

Air Jackson ✈️ #AFLFreoEagles

The Darren Bravo wicket from earlier That swing 😳

@herbertj121 @9NewsQueensland Not the first, won’t be the last. Think someone in Vic got done for doing the same with meth. Going to assume Shepparton

A talented Toowoomba-trained racehorse could be stripped of its win after returning a bombshell drug result. The Queensland Racing Integrity Commission has confirmed they are investigating the undefeated three-year-old, End Assembly, after it tested positive to cocaine. #9News

@darrenkilla Patty must have thought there were carbon credits on Rohit’s thigh pad

Did they change pitches at the tea break. Aussies are a joke.

Warner on another overseas holiday

Ive always felt for people with fragile hammies. They can go ping at any time

Meet Kamala Harris's 6-Year-Old Speechwriter

Few local governments going after the Optus stadium curator

Obama Wondering Why US Team Didn’t Just Drone Strike Iranians babylonbee.com/news/obama-won…

Adults that put their fingers on display fridge windows to point at something should be imprisoned