Deeside Don⭐⭐

CONSIE'S HATRICK

@stitzch They dinna ken the meaning of the word.

Equity For Huns

@BarryAnderson_ Don't know which is worse, Celtic for fleecing fans and keeping money in the bank or rangers 2.0 for fleecing fans and keeping the overdraft in the bank.

Rangers chairman Andrew Cavenagh has announced new plans to raise funds for the club, including a £16m share issue and a 6.5% increase in season ticket prices.

Chloe woke up at 6:45am and immediately felt proud of herself. She had, after all, not eaten a single animal product in four years. The planet was healing. She could feel it. 6:52am - Applied her morning SPF. The SPF contains beeswax. Chloe does not know this. Moving on. 7:10am - Breakfast: a smoothie containing avocado. The avocado was grown in Michoacán, Mexico, on land where a pine forest was until 2019. It required approximately 320 litres of water to produce. It was flown to the UK. Chloe sprinkled hemp seeds on top. The hemp seeds came from China. Chloe felt connected to the earth. 8:00am - Got dressed. Polyester leggings, derived from crude oil. A bamboo top that was processed using carbon disulphide in a Taiwanese chemical plant. Trainers with a recycled plastic upper that sheds microplastics into waterways with every wash. Chloe's outfit today had a higher carbon footprint than a ribeye steak. Chloe does not know this either. 9:30am - Posted on Instagram about choosing compassion. The phone was manufactured in a Shenzhen factory using cobalt from the DRC, where mining operations have displaced local communities and killed an unknowable number of small mammals, reptiles, and insects. The algorithm served Chloe an ad for oat milk. Chloe liked it. 12:00pm - Lunch: tofu stir-fry. The soy was grown in Brazil. Brazil produces more soy than almost any country on earth. The primary reason is soybean oil: one of the most widely used industrial and culinary oils on the planet. The soymeal left over after oil extraction is fed to livestock as a byproduct. Chloe is aware of the livestock connection and finds it outrageous. She has not looked into why the soy was grown in the first place. The answer is the oil. The oil is in her salad dressing. 1:30pm - Drove to the garden centre. The car runs on petrol. Chloe has a Just Stop Oil sticker on the bumper. This is not being commented on further. 3:00pm - Bought a monstera. The monstera was grown in a Dutch greenhouse using natural gas heating. Chloe put it next to the pothos that is slowly poisoning the neighbourhood cats. 6:00pm - Dinner: pasta with cashew cream sauce. The cashews were processed in Vietnam, often by workers in conditions that would prompt significant commentary if they were in an abattoir. 8:00pm - Watched a documentary about factory farming. Wept. Posted about it. Caption: "We have to do better." Chloe is, by every measure she has chosen to measure by, doing brilliantly. By some of the others, the picture is more complicated. Chloe has not chosen to measure by those.

@ScotlandSky What has Martin O Neil got in common with Barcelona, absolutely nothing 🤣🤣🤣

Martin O'Neill has NEVER lost against Dundee United while in charge of Celtic 🔥

@Giant_Jouster good luck with that.

3x decades on (& in a different century) the literal first steps to be pain free in both knees is hopefully about to commence 🙏🏼

@KerryFail What an entitled statement, sad git

Sorry, but that’s not the behaviour of a Celtic fan - absolutely embarrassing from Goodwin. Hope Celtic cancel his season tickets.

@cligeey Nae thon kind of stew , mair stoor example: "look at the stew blawing ben the close"

Naebody his rubbit stew nooadays

Derry Lodge, been around about but first past the lodge .

@Ali_Brown66 @DerekWeston16 £10/month sim only with 30 gb on Lebara , i pay the mither in laws ina £5 month unlimted calls/texts 5gb and she thinks Im a star, she was paying a fortune on pay as you go, her balance kept dissapearing every month.

@DerekWeston16 @DeesideDon Sim only...£20 a month...haven't upgraded since 2023 cos can't be ar*ed with the faff.

Who spends a grand on mobile 😮

@Oswaldthefrisky @RedsDht @AFCspareTickets @GlenrothesReds looking for 1.

This’ll be a tough sell @AFCspareTickets Due to pull outs, I’ve got 6 tickets and a bus heading to Sevco on Saturday. £67 all in. Can sell separately if needed.

@stonefish100 @lfdons Over my heid , my bad 🤭

@DeesideDon @lfdons I ken mate, just a joke 😂

dons twitter summed up here

@stonefish100 @lfdons Club wished him well , take the time to click on the link and read the whole thing.

@lfdons I do actually wish him well It was the club that wished him nothing 😉

@fitbatweets What are you on about?

Another wee dig at Tony Doc there. Also, never mentions the goalie coach eh. A position that always seem immune to scrutiny when there’s a coaching change.

@peekay950 @AberdeenFC @TheDandyDonsABZ Read the statement not just the headlines.

@AberdeenFC @TheDandyDonsABZ I’m sure you meant to include the word “thanks” somewhere in that statement.

Aberdeen FC can this morning confirm the departure of first team coach Peter Leven. Following a full review of the coaching structure, and with paperwork now officially complete, a restructuring means Peter will move on from his role. Everyone at the Club wishes Peter nothing but the best in his future career. 🔗 bit.ly/40KGgoZ

@AberdeenFC Feel sorry for Leven , didn't have to step into the breach again but he did, players rewarded him by coasting and now it's cost him the job he had.

@KyleMuirhead24 @NeilMac1903 Are you trying to give me PTSD 😳

@NeilMac1903 Anthony Stewart, Gregg Stewart, Nicky Maynard, Stevie May, Gregg Tansey, Craig Halford, Rhys Williams, Jayden Richardson, Nicky Maynard, Chris Forrester, Stephen Gleason, Matty Longstaff, Cal Roberts, Dylan Markanday, Curtis Main, Hornby, Hendry, Morrison, Gallagher and Bates

It’s a yes from me. The last couple of years watching drifters that I’ve never heard of land and fail to live up to the hype and move on before I’ve learned how to spell their name has been tiring. Give me a Shay Logan type with a bit of passion any day.

@KiosksAFC putting tattie in a pie a wrong.

Vote for April's POTM now open with only 2 choices left. Mays vote will be the 3 best sellers this season for Pie of the Season. 🥧🔴⚪️

@CathersMcG I wouldn't get 100% in an English speaking exam.

Daughter only got 100% in her French Higher Speaking exam!

@LegacySiu Ross County, Kilmarnock, Arbroath.

Name a football club without letter "E" You can’t