A.D Zakari, Esq.

Patent your invention or idea before you show it to 'investors.' Because the moment you don’t, they can legally replicate it, file a patent in their name, and leave you with nothing.

@PeterObi How do you intend to solve this when elected?

A decaying Nation Crying for Leadership. What we have witnessed across our country in just the past 48 hours is not only tragic, it is utterly unacceptable and a damning indictment of our collective failure of leadership. From the reported killings in Katsina, Adamawa, Kaduna and Benue States, to the gruesome murder of an entire family in Plateau State, and the heartbreaking abduction of innocent children in Kogi State, one of the incidents involves children conveying their mother's dead body for burial. Nigeria is bleeding. We are fast becoming a nation where human life is treated as expendable, where citizens live in fear, and where the basic duty of government, to protect lives and property, is repeatedly neglected. 11 innocent Nigerians were killed in Katsina State. 7 more in Benue State. 23 in Adamawa State in just one day. An entire family was brutally murdered in Plateau State. 24 children were abducted from an orphanage in Kogi State, and 10 more children were taken in Kaduna State, all within 48 hours. These are not mere statistics; they are our fellow Nigerians, fathers, mothers, sons, daughters, whose lives have been brutally cut short or violently disrupted. This cannot continue. A nation cannot develop under the weight of such persistent insecurity and human tragedy. The normalisation of these horrors is itself a crisis. We must ask, with all sense of urgency and responsibility: where is the leadership? Where is the coordination, the competence, and the compassion required to confront this menace decisively? My heart goes out to all the grieving families across these states. I pray for divine comfort for those who have lost loved ones and for the safe and immediate return of all abducted children. A New Nigeria is not just a slogan; it has become an urgent necessity. A New Nigeria is Possible. -PO

@AJENews What should be used as bargaining chip?

Qatar’s foreign ministry spokesman Majed al-Ansari told reporters at a weekly briefing that the Strait of Hormuz must not be used as a bargaining chip, as peace talks between the US and Iran continue to stall.

You know you are a lawyer when "trust me" is immediately followed by "but get it in writing."

Lool

Landlords cannot change locks, disconnect NEPA, remove the roof, or send “area boys” to evict a tenant, no matter how much rent is owed or how badly the tenant has damaged the property. Self-help is illegal. You must serve proper notices and go through the court. Many landlords have ended up paying damages to the very tenant they were trying to remove.

@Dammi_Esq @kenkenlewu They can't write fast

What’s the first thing that comes to your mind about people with this kind of handwriting? 👀

@zoomafrika1 Lool

Useless

@ummer_zeee I don't want to believe you are speaking from experience

There’s one kind of pleasure you won’t experience in dating unless you’re dating a married man. 💸🤑 But as for me, wallahi, I’m scared of them. 😭😂

If we can't have 24 hours light, can we at least have 12 hours.

@bod_repuplic @olamelanin Again and again

@olamelanin If you have to dissolve your marriage for whatever reason, will you marry again?

In all honesty Are you a good person?

I don't like life coaches. They lie too much

@_adepejuh Loool

Sex asides, what do y’all dudes be wanting fr

@aadelola Lol

@Deezaak Victory na Victory....

I am not sure about that cos I have seen some judgement overturned in Appeal Court and vice versa.

I don't celebrate mine

@_makkiee Junks and peace of mind. Hustle is draining

Why do people start getting fat after becoming rich? Especially in Nigeria

A Boardroom Lawyer’s Prayer: Grant me the precedents to back what I know, the clauses to bulletproof every deal, and the patience for the endless markups, side letters, and “just one more round of comments.”

@aadelola The victory can be pyrrhic.

@Deezaak In other words, money is not wasted if the appellant win.

The Criminal Defense Lawyer’s Prayer: Grant me the loophole to exploit what I know, the objection to shut down bad testimony, and the poker face when my client whispers, “I definitely did it, but you can’t say that.”

@t_Duches A one way ticket to my village for a vacation

With your current account balance, where can you travel to for vacation?